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If Harry and meghan stayed...alternative ending

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browlow · 16/01/2023 12:32

How do you envisage them to be like if they stayed in the UK?

I remember Meghan's puff piece editing Vogue. It was cringe Edward Enninful fawning all over someone who a few months before was an aspiring actress who noone had really heard of..

Also the bump rubbing at the fashion awards - weird

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browlow · 16/01/2023 12:33

Or should I say bump cradling in her black asymmetric dress . It was just all a bit much

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DerangedViper · 16/01/2023 12:39

I think they would be competent and generally popular working Royals. There would be the tabloid ups and downs, but the public would be very enthusiastic to see them during visits. They would have started to carve out a Commonwealth role, and would have taken on all the senior military charities in the reshuffle following ER II's death. Harry would probably have taken on Andrew's honorary military appointments.

The Duchess would have continued voiceover acting work on carefully selected projects and would have had taken on major charitable roles in the arts world (from the Queen) and therefore be persona grata at all the red carpet events

InBerlin · 16/01/2023 12:45

They should have rode it out. Leaving has arguably been much more destructive and stressful. They do seem both very genuine,and they could have contributed a lifetime of charity work.

THisbackwithavengeance · 16/01/2023 12:51

They would've been a great addition. Cooler and edgier then W&K. I'm sorry they left. I think the RF is poorer without them. The whole thing is such a shame.

Why are you so bitchy about Meghan rubbing her bump?

Maybe her baby kicked her? It's not weird at all.

browlow · 16/01/2023 12:56

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barneshome · 16/01/2023 13:11

Same as they are now
Woke and whinging

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:18

i think Harry was great asset to the military charities and UK veterans. He would have been a great honoury commander of several regiments . What a mistake to make Harold

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SleepingStandingUp · 16/01/2023 13:23

DerangedViper · 16/01/2023 12:39

I think they would be competent and generally popular working Royals. There would be the tabloid ups and downs, but the public would be very enthusiastic to see them during visits. They would have started to carve out a Commonwealth role, and would have taken on all the senior military charities in the reshuffle following ER II's death. Harry would probably have taken on Andrew's honorary military appointments.

The Duchess would have continued voiceover acting work on carefully selected projects and would have had taken on major charitable roles in the arts world (from the Queen) and therefore be persona grata at all the red carpet events

Agree.

To add, a few photos of them together for the big occasions, Charlotte holding Archives hand as they come walk around the polo, Louis pulling faces at Lili etc would have been enough to keep the papers quiet on their relationships. They didn't need to be the Fab Four, they just needed to be a Unit under Charles.

Archie and Lili as teens / adults wouldn't be that different to Charlotte and Louis, and there would have been the same interest in them.

The Duchesses are different enough that if they'd have come together they could have done some really good work on female empowerment.

Ohgodthepain · 16/01/2023 13:26

It's geographical , moving countries doesn't change who someone is .

SleepingStandingUp · 16/01/2023 13:28

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Ah so it's a, let's slag off Meghan in disguise.

Here's one. Service of Commemoration and the little hussy is attention seemingly groping her bump just to make everyone think she's soooo special. Oh wait, it's Kate. I mean, aww look how she lovingly touches her bump, it's totes adorable!!

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GloomyDarkness · 16/01/2023 13:31

I agree with DerangedViper - I know the teachers at DC school were really disappointed not to see them when nearby event they were due at coincided with school trip.

Obviously they'd still be the same people -perhaps a tad less bitter- but behind the palace PR and if they could learn to work with their staff and rest of family - I think they could have carved out a decent RF career out for themselves.

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:31

@SleepingStandingUp both very different images.. Kate's look of exclamation is clearly demonstrates a baby's jaunty kick..Meghan is show boating I am afraid...

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YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 16/01/2023 13:31

DerangedViper · 16/01/2023 12:39

I think they would be competent and generally popular working Royals. There would be the tabloid ups and downs, but the public would be very enthusiastic to see them during visits. They would have started to carve out a Commonwealth role, and would have taken on all the senior military charities in the reshuffle following ER II's death. Harry would probably have taken on Andrew's honorary military appointments.

The Duchess would have continued voiceover acting work on carefully selected projects and would have had taken on major charitable roles in the arts world (from the Queen) and therefore be persona grata at all the red carpet events

Absolutely agree with this.

I find ‘despising’ someone you don’t know (who hasn’t carried out some horrific crime) to very strange.

I also think the photos of her posted above are lovely. Maybe the baby was kicking hard, moving, she felt uncomfortable. Maybe she was proud to be pregnant and felt happy.

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:33

maybe I do know her? Do you know that I don't know her?!

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heldinadream · 16/01/2023 13:34

Fucking hell whatever you think about any of them this judging of how a woman touches her own bump is as low as it gets.

SleepingStandingUp · 16/01/2023 13:34

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:31

@SleepingStandingUp both very different images.. Kate's look of exclamation is clearly demonstrates a baby's jaunty kick..Meghan is show boating I am afraid...

At least be honest op and do a post that says "who'd like to contribute to a hitching thread about Meghan. Harry haters can leave, we're only sagging off M".

She's probably got paparazzi yelling at her for a shot. If she touches it she's attention seeking and fake. If she never had she'd be cold and bitter. If she did a bit she'd probsy just be copying Kate cos she's so pathetic.

I'm no fan but she honestly can't do right for some people, at least own what you want from the thread.

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:35

@heldinadream relax it is mumsnet! on a whole subforum specifically about strangers most people have and never met!

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YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 16/01/2023 13:35

Ah, the internet where anyone can say anything about anyone and no one can prove or disprove.

Ok OP, you know them.

(ps. So do I!)

SleepingStandingUp · 16/01/2023 13:36

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:33

maybe I do know her? Do you know that I don't know her?!

Starting a thread to bash a person you know Inc how she chooses to touch her own body doesn't make you better than those who do it to a stranger. You act like it would be fine if you knew her. It isn't. You're nasty regardless.

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:37

@SleepingStandingUp nah. Really different standing up on a stage at an awards ceremony cradling your bump in such a way. There were no paps shouting - think the oscars; only tables of people clapping . It was all very strange.

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browlow · 16/01/2023 13:38

@SleepingStandingUp maybe. But you are the one calling me names, sugar

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HarryTheStallion · 16/01/2023 13:42

browlow · 16/01/2023 13:33

maybe I do know her? Do you know that I don't know her?!

Shouldn't you be in lessons?

GloomyDarkness · 16/01/2023 13:42

heldinadream · 16/01/2023 13:34

Fucking hell whatever you think about any of them this judging of how a woman touches her own bump is as low as it gets.

I have to admit I don't get the bump touching - how I carried differed - first pg no bump till very late - next large dump almost immediately - how baby laid - how they kicked and how often - so how and why I touched differed.

HeBrokeMyNecklace · 16/01/2023 13:46

heldinadream · 16/01/2023 13:34

Fucking hell whatever you think about any of them this judging of how a woman touches her own bump is as low as it gets.

*moonbump