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The royal family

What job should Harry have?

106 replies

BradfordGirl · 11/01/2023 15:01

Harry's family security reportedly costs £3 million a year. So I just wonder all those saying he should earn his money by getting a job - what kind of job do you think he should get?

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JaneJeffer · 11/01/2023 15:52

with a CD of Meghan and the Seals greatest hits
🤣

lippylippy · 11/01/2023 15:55

Wedding planner. He seems to have the skills to negotiate all the wedding dramas without fanning the flames. Also he is a stickler for table plans.

HerRoyalNotness · 11/01/2023 15:56

Outward bound instructor
tour guide at the Tower of London

LivelyBlake · 11/01/2023 16:16

PR director for the Californian government - he’ll be able to demonstrate how easy it is to control the press - like Camilla does apparently

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 11/01/2023 16:22

Run exclusive corporate outward bound style team building retreats.
It would draw on his army background, his love of Californian hippie woo and the sheer snob value and pulling power of his name.

hoppityscotch · 11/01/2023 16:23

Deliveroo

50shadesofneigh · 11/01/2023 16:27

His Royal Whineness

SealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 16:27

Conductor of a Seal Orchestra

Or OrcaStra if killer whales are allowed to join

IcedPurple · 11/01/2023 16:28

SealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 16:27

Conductor of a Seal Orchestra

Or OrcaStra if killer whales are allowed to join

Very good.

HisRoyalWhineness · 11/01/2023 16:29

SealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 16:27

Conductor of a Seal Orchestra

Or OrcaStra if killer whales are allowed to join

Sounds like a whale of a time.

SealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 16:30

He could be the Prince of Wails

We'd perform haunting musical laments around the world, with the odd spoken word limerick about willies

flapjackfairy · 11/01/2023 16:32

lighthouse keeper. Preferably on the most remote lighthouse in the world that has no internet connection

Orangefir · 11/01/2023 16:34

Train as a private security guard. Two for the price of one

FlowerArranger · 11/01/2023 16:35

Princess Anne was a spare and seems to manage.

WaggledMyAerialAndWolfedMyCustardCreams · 11/01/2023 16:35

HisRoyalWhineness · 11/01/2023 16:29

Sounds like a whale of a time.

Might give him a new sense of porpoise

Melaniais · 11/01/2023 16:35

Of course she omitted 'baby brain', or 'wicked stepmother' stereotypes!!

Spot on!

Merrymouse · 11/01/2023 16:57

Riding for the disabled
outward bounds courses
Charity work (admin, practical).

I think security is taken care of if they come back to the U.K.

Viviennemary · 11/01/2023 16:59

In charge of royal dog bowls which have been broken by folk William decked.

upinaballoon · 11/01/2023 17:08

Merrymouse · 11/01/2023 16:57

Riding for the disabled
outward bounds courses
Charity work (admin, practical).

I think security is taken care of if they come back to the U.K.

Seriously, something fairly physical where he has interaction with people who need some sort of help.
Less seriously, all things already mentioned, some of which have made me laugh, because they were meant to.

PSG · 11/01/2023 17:16

Daily Mail editor in charge

TheSealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 17:34

PSG · 11/01/2023 17:16

Daily Mail editor in charge

Grin

I do wonder though seriously what Harry would do if he was offered an editor-at large royal correspondent type role by the Daily Mail for £££. Would he take it?

BradfordGirl · 11/01/2023 17:51

FlowerArranger · 11/01/2023 16:35

Princess Anne was a spare and seems to manage.

Princess Anne is funded by the Royal Family.

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TheSealOrcaStra · 11/01/2023 17:54

Because Princess Anne is a working royal.

jtaeapa · 11/01/2023 17:57

Dog walker. He likes them and he can’t recount things that they said to him that offended him.

Ponderingwindow · 11/01/2023 18:03

Definitely not a financial planner.

a modest home and stepping out of the limelight would have both dramatically reduced regular living expenses and the need for security.

the United States is full of even major celebrities who manage to live surprisingly ordinary lives day to day.

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