Morning, all. Hope everyone is OK?
Just catching up with the thread. My apologies for not getting back to NotEverythingIsBlackandWhite sooner about my one day as a bodyguard for Princess Anne. Don't want to go off-topic but if I mention that she is Harry's Auntie, does that keep me within the rules?
I was in prison (ahem, in my professional capacity) and PA dropped in for a visit. When I say "dropped in", it was by helicopter but this was around the time of the Brighton bombings and well before climate change was a thing, so it was not only Allowed but Really Quite Sensible.
I was selected to be her bodyguard while PA was in the prison because her protection officers weren't allowed to bring their firearms in, plus they didn't have the "powers of a constable" that I had. Anyway...
PA is tiny, slim, elegant, with beautiful skin and a wicked sense of humour. That last bit came in useful.
As PA toured the prison, a prisoner decided to protest about the food, climbed on top of a table next to a big window which she was due to pass imminently, stripped off completely and waved to the princess. He didn't even use all of his fingers when he waved.
So rude.
PA didn't flicker. Didn't even break her stride. She just gave the prisoner a charming smile and a little wave (using all of her fingers, of course, because she is a lady), carried on till we went round the corner and then absolutely howled with laughter.
That's when I stopped being a republican.
Sorry for the interruption.
As you were.