To find the royal family fascinating part 3

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Don’t use it yet just putting it here ready for when part 2 runs out....

Australian Gogglebox showing people watching a programme about Victoria that shows the presenters describing Bertie's sex chair (one of them is standing on it
Thank you for sharing that .
Now I’m wondering like the old lady, if it’s pssible for the man to lay on his back,

Oh I disagree. He should shed the Charles moniker and yes what a dreadful choice. If anyone needed a rebranding it's him!

I’m so intrigued by this chair, it doesn’t look comfy,looks forced and mechanic, I bet any couple or thresome using it don’t look sensual , all that crawling under and getting on top must be a mood killer . Not to mention exhausting on top of the tiring act itself.
Did he regularly use it?

Trigger warning - not for the sensitive [wink[

At last we have something which shows clearly how the dreaded chair might be used:

www.google.com/search?q=edward+vii+sex+chair&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjip96knYDiAhULzIUKHRITAwAQ_AUoAnoECAwQAg&biw=360&bih=616#imgrc=xsaTTG_VQq958M:

Oh I disagree. He should shed the Charles moniker and yes what a dreadful choice. If anyone needed a rebranding it's him!

I say go for something contemporary: King Kanye I has a ring to it.

Goven that both Liz n'Phil and Chuck n' Di managed to give their child directly in line to the throne a contentious or downright unsuitable name, it suggests that the royals have no real sense of their history and its impact. David Starkey (knob though he is) made a very point point in this article,
www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/dec/22/monarchy.topstories3

I’m so intrigued by this chair, it doesn’t look comfy,looks forced and mechanic, I bet any couple or thresome using it don’t look sensual , all that crawling under and getting on top must be a mood killer . Not to mention exhausting on top of the tiring act itself.

I'm not sure that the randy Prince would actually have given a monkeys about the comfort of the women he was paying for tbh.

It might have been a high class brothel, but it was still a brothel and he was still the future King so I daresay whatever he wanted went.

And was probably more pleasant, given his size, that just being under him...

Thanks for the link Puzzled See thst makes perfect sense that he’d use it like that, but that’s just two people. The confusion is because the blog post said it helped him to have threesomes.

I’m assuming it was custom made? They’d have to get the height and angle just right.

Ok I'm putting too much thought into this but...

If the person on the bottom put their feet onto the bits that it was assumed the randy Prince stood on and he stoof on the upholstered bit behind that (as it's quite roomy) then that would have both women... available... for him. One when he was standing and one when kneeling.

The feet bits look attached to the bottom sloped bit to me. Maybe?

I think Edward might have stood on the semi circular bit at the end...

Ah yes that makes sense lyrra. Standing then kneeling.

I’ve just read the egg article. I can believe it. It’s not bad but it’s a matter of tone. I agree I think she’s a perfectionist and demanding.

And I think Prince Harry is a spoilt little shit.

Its starting to like more like a sledge to me.

*was rather distracted by noodle's image of HM the Queen going everywhere with a lavatory seat tucked under her arm

Relax, mycat - isn't it Charles who's reputed to insist on his own loo seat?*

I'm pretty sure Charles gets his lackeys to put an inch of toothpaste on his toothbrush but I've definitely heard the Queen has someone carry around a white toilet seat wherever she goes!

Why did my stars not bold?? wails

It might be too much thought, lyra, but actually that works

Only thing is, just think of the view the lady lying below would have while waiting for her turn

That 'chair' has a life of it's own now.

The Queen was said to be seriously upset at both the situation and the fact that security issues could have killed her DIL and grandchild.

Sophie is said to be the only member of the family who has been visited by the Queen in hospital. The Queen visited her at Frimley Park as she was in for a while and her baby had been rushed off to hospital in London. Edward was on a trip and had to fly back to London, not knowing whether either or both of his wife and child would survive. Sophie had been rushed to hospital in a previous pregnancy when it turned out to be ectopic.

I’ve got the Sex Chair earworm again.
And I’m now imagining the accompanying music video, starring a stick man with a stiffy wearing nowt but a crown.

Sophie was separated from her baby for 6 days

I’ve heard that when royals visit a new toilet is installed for them - certainly true when the Duchess of Gloucester visited my workplace. The “ladies” was refurbished and a new toilet was installed and we were barred from until after her visit. The cubicle was large with a display of flowers in one corner.

There is a story that one of the RN ships had a “royal turd” in a jar in the ward room from a royal visit.

I’ve heard a similar story - the Queen was opening the university library where I worked and there was a new loo kept for her.

Might have this wrong but I'm sure I read somewhere that whenever Charles has a boiled egg they have to prepare three to make sure one is just right.

Perhaps he's egg bound.😆

I wonder how much this is them insisting and how much is the yes men around them creating a whirl of ridiculousness.

I can’t imagine having the energy to keep up the pretence of caring for so long!

Sounds like some courtiers will only take ridiculous orders from the blood Royal Family but don't approve of the women who have married in, diluting the Royal blood with their commoner blood

That’s all kinds of crazy if they still feel like that. I can imagine it a 100 years ago but now?

Maybe it's boredom? They have to keep themselves entertained by seeing how far they can get the servants to go on the stupid rules? Maybe they have a Competition? I was a bit surprised when apparently they got Tesco Finest Christmas puddings for their gift. They are on bloody mimimum wage but they could probably get their own Tesco puddings! I'd expect Fortnum and Masons at least, if not Dutchy of Cornwall artisan handmade Christmas Pudding