Kate Cambridge live birth thread

[MortifiedAdams]

"Ooh twinges....could this be it?"

I wish. Think I must be a closet royalist as I am rathrr excited about this impending birth. Anyone want to keep watch with me?

congrats Mort!

Zyng we have 6 kids and I'm not over them yet!

I don't know the Carnew connection,
but would love to!

It was Graham cracking a little irish joke to Tom Cruise, if you meet somebody with the same sur name as yourself, you say "are you one of the carnew windsors?". It's funny. Really. No it is. :-| I shouldn't have tried to do Irish humour on a thread about the new hrh!! Nobody here needs the spare grip more than I do!

6 kids? wow. how many of those are boys? will your sur name be the most popular name in the UK soon?

Aww, congratulations Mortified
I hope you're not going to faff around as much as Kate, we'll have a nice quick live birth thread, thank you very much

Oh my, 6!! bravo Zing 5hisone will be number two, and I'm still relatively young at 28 but I am quite excited at the prosoect of being 46 and getting to leave the kids at home to swan off on all the lovely hokidays they wont want dragging on!

Hahaha at the thought ofBabyMort marrying Royalty!

I will need to do a MN workshop withdh so he can be in charge of the live birththread

Ijust want hertobe in labour now

totally off topic now - 5 BoyZings and Baby GirlZing

lots of cousins and 2nd cousins too.

It's fab!

(is carnew meaning carnival people/ travellers/gypsies?)

ah! one girl and five boys? what a dynasty! well in four generations your descendents will be meeting up by chance and checking, hang on, are you one of the Bucklebury Widges?

Not gypsies no, just a town in the arse end of Wicklow. I regret cracking that 'joke' now.

I think kate and William will have three children, maybe even four. I think she'll have one next year too. Then a rest, then one more. Then she'll have a now or never baby at 37-39

I also think she will have another one next year (cheeky set of twins!)

I think she'll want her children to have the support of other royal siblings. The more there are, the less intense the spotlight on any one. EVEN the first one. Harry has taken spotlight off William. The more children she has the easier it will be for them. I think. It's amazing how I can get inside the mind of HRH

no don't regret it - it's not like Kate will post that we are hogging her thread!

but I need to know more.
can you PM with more details about Carnew as I don't quite get it yet. but I will. [determined]

Zyng just admit you are indeed the Duchess of Cambridge and tell us what the royal fuck is going on!

and Zyng the plan is that in 4 generations we'll be rulers of thecUnited Zingdom!

I get it Zyngaling. It is funny!

Congratulations Mortified! Do rl people know yet or are we privileged?

oh yeh, Global domination for the Widges. More Widges than Starbucks!

I know I want to believe this cos I've lost the plot with the heat but I bet Kate is reading these threads. She wants to be tuned into the zeitgeist, get with the people, find out if we prefer Vicky or lexie

She's far too sensible to ever risk even a tiny post. Sadly.

Only my boss and dh know in RL, though Iam on an antenatal thread on here.

Yes, it isa shame that she is sensible!

or maybe she WAS Pudsey!

Ahhhh. Today was DS's due date four years ago. If it comes out today and is a boy called George, I'll eat my hat!

rake is your username related to the river tyne?

Arriving late to thread but can i join?

Lord are we still waiting!??

It's meant to be a gardening pun/spoonerism but I was born tyneside as it happens, Mort.

Ahh lovely! I'm Gateshead dd has just learned the name of it but says "river time" bless her!

Welcome scubasteve (another marvellous username!)

Right amoff to bed. Make sure to shout really loud to wake me if anything happens!