Kate Cambridge live birth thread

[MortifiedAdams]

"Ooh twinges....could this be it?"

I wish. Think I must be a closet royalist as I am rathrr excited about this impending birth. Anyone want to keep watch with me?

Meglet I live a few miles from Bucklebury so I do know what I'm talking about. You clearly don't have a clue. Have you seen any papped photos of the Middletons in their house or garden?

here is their new house (dm link )

Imagine they bought it entirely for privacy's sake.

Lots of news sources are saying that today is due date, although there are a few threads on MN reporting movement at her parents' house or that a little girl has been born!

I can hear a helicopter right now! It must be them! If you ignore the fact that the local police & ambulance helicopters are stationed just up the road from us & we have them flying over at least a dozen times each day. We're also nowhere near London!

The Sun's live stream from outside the Lindo is offline - could this mean there's something happening they're not allowed to film?!

I may be getting a little over excited here!

the telegraph one is working, never fear,

Only due today They should have told the photographers to calm down a week ago.

Is it? All I can see are a bunch of windows... They're not showing the front door & there's a weird noise in the background...

Agnu! I can hear helicopters as well and I'm in Ireland. So maybe she's having it here Now that would have fooled the papparazzi

Wow, her parents' house is gorgeous.

According to my calculations, based on the rumour that she left her parents' house at 3.05pm & the time that I commented that the camera wasn't pointing at the door... She's arrived via police escort & the royal family have bribed everyone who might have seen her arriving to keep quiet.

I should soooo get a folding chair & lots of water & go sit outside with all the rest of the obsessed public!

I put undercoat on a wardrobe, that took about 22 minutes. I washed the brush. I came back here. Still no news!

Will my evening continue like this!? I should have a beer I think.

Zing im the same.

Get to work - check the news
Tea break - check the news
Drive home - listen for news
Oit the shower - check the news.

Does anyone have a spare grip for.me?

oops zyng

If Mort posts
I snort loads

haja get a snort load of this

Disclaimer - unsure of legitimacy.

Think I'm going to stick with this thread + BBC even if the Zyng/Zing thing is confusing. Far too many "ing" sounds in that strike out!

ing ing ing ing ing

Put the ding in the bazing and do tha ting ting

Bling
Ping
its a thing

kissing
wedding
shagging
contracting
ping
a new king!
(or queenling)

( all rights reserved. kerching!)

ZingWidge. Very good!

Hi, Zing, are you one of the Zings from Carnew

On The Graham Norton show, when Tom Cruise was on publicising his film Oblivion, GN said that to him "are you one of the Carnew O'Blivions?". Laughter in audience, at the back somewhere. Tom Cruise - totally blank grin. So excuse me here rehashing an old joke.

I was just thinking, in rl, I'm so over babies {rolls eyes}. Been there, done that, choosing secondary schools at the moment. If one of my real life acquaintances announces a pregnancy now I think 'really, people are still doing that?'. What has got in to me.

I am pregnant! Only 6 1/2 weeks but due six weeks or so after Zara!

Congratulations Mortified! omg, really? people are still doing that??? i'm joking! i'm in my early forties now so I am too old for all of that. hey, you can be like Carole, and plan for your foetus to marry HRH the prince(ss) Mary/George of Cambridge!! Better start saving though.