@EmpressaurusKitty she does look a bit stoned!
@JaceLancs TopKitten looks adorable with his collar and tracker. I periodically wonder if I should at least put a collar on my two, but I can't imagine either of them going for it. They can't really get beyond the gardens to the street, anyway - well, they could, but they would have to go all the way through a bunch of gardens to the very end of the block and over a high brick wall, and I don't really see what's in it for them. We have no front-facing windows at all, although FC4 does sometimes like to come out front and "help" me with the recycling.
I don't know if I ever "confessed" this, but when FC3 had been with me for only a few days, she somehow got out through the tiniest crack in the bedroom window and leapt into the downstairs garden. It was about midnight and the garden is my neighbours', so I couldn't realistically go out to retrieve her. In any case, it was pitch dark and I could just see her eyes looking at me insolently from the middle of some bushes (as if to say, "see, you can't keep me in there if I want to go out"). The window is quite high up and none of the other cats will do that jump, so it hadn't even occurred to me that she would make a leap for it.
So I go to bed, leaving the window open and planning to go out to search for her at first light. I was already imagining how I'd have to tell the charity that I'd lost their cat...
A few hours later, I wake up and she's sitting nonchalantly on the end of the bed like it never happened. Clearly having made her point, she thought she might as well come back to where the food was..!