Please can I see pics of your cats?

[RamseyGordon]

I'm having a bad day and need cheering up. Please could I see pics of all your cats and kittens and hear one funny thing about them? That's sure to make me feel better 😄

This is our girl. She is the grumpiest most independent cat I have owned, but she is hilarious and carries things around in her mouth like whole balls of string when she wants you to play with her.

Here are my 2. Enjoy the floof.

My old girl was banging her bowl at 4am most indignant that it was empty so, I scooped her up and popped her into bed with me. She was not amused.

Velvet! She loves play-hunting and will often carefully stalk and pounce on inanimate objects or nothing at all. She’s also frequently distracted, meows to let the toy know she’s on her way, followed by exuberant laps around the house which lead her to bang into doors and things quite often.

Bernard is 21 years old and eats only lik-e-lix. She enjoys her heated bed and singing loudly at 4am.
(We were told she was a boy 21 years ago. Found out this was not true on the first vets visit but the name stuck)

Cheddar is the most snuggliest and cuddliest cat you could ever meet. Penelope is proving a bit of an enigma. I've had her two months and still don't feel
That I have worked her out yet.

Omg I love these so much, thank you. The more fun facts about your cat the better! I love all the different personalities. I would have 4 cats if I could but can only afford 2 (also the house isn't big enough for more). But I just love all cats so much

This is Wanda. She is very tiny, slightly inbred (ex feral) 20 month old weirdo and as a result has wonky back legs and epilepsy. She can't jump unless she's chasing her big sisters, then she bounces off walls!

Three once-stray skeletal adopted brothers enjoying their best life snoozing and licking one another.

This is Sox, a budding model for blanket design apparently 😂. She doesn’t overeat but is the laziest cat ever and would happily sleep for the majority of the day and night!

This is my baby. She’s 7 years old

Ernie

Funny fact…well not so funny for me. She sometimes decides my feet need pouncing on at 4am in the morning and when I go to the toilet, she follows behind swiping me at the back of my ankles. Little bastard

I love them all. They're all the best cats in the world

Meet Betty ( boothroyd) she's a feisty wee thing but she brings so much joy. We've only had her a month

I posted this yesterday, when I was feeling very charmed by him. He got off the bed and straight away did two poos on the door mat. Utter wretch.

She's massive!!

This is Vera and she really is a wussy pussy, she is scared of everyone and everything

Hahaha this made me laugh. He's such a handsome boy though so I'm sure all is forgiven 😆

This is V. She loves to cuddle and wash her paws. She’s also dedicated to planting her butt on my face. I love her!

Ooh, I forgot I had another excellent and weird cat to share! The late Mr Neutron. A terrifying 7kg tiger who used to eat an entire rabbit every day and frightened builders, plumbers and other big strong men who visited into staying cautiously in their vehicles until the coast was clear. Also very fond of uttering incredibly pathetic mews and drooling on people shortly before attempting to bite them in the face.

This is Oscar. He's nearly 3 years old. I'm the only human he isn't slightly suspicious of 🙊 Here he is looking for cold meat from the fridge 🤣

Wow he's a big boy! Sounds like such a character I love him

Lovely cats everyone!

Here are Leonard (tabby) and Max. They are brothers and are about 12 years old.

Leonard is a complicated character. Can be incredibly affectionate but can also sometimes go missing on adventures for literally weeks before mooching back in as if nothing happened.

Max was quite obviously the runt of the litter as he was smaller than all the others. He is incredibly vacant, grateful for any crumb from the table of love and purrs constantly. He had his penis amputated when he was about 3 because he got the fear about weeing which resulted in a severely distended bladder and some eye-watering vet bills. The usual treatments didn’t work so they removed his penis which solved the problem. He doesn’t seem to mind and still purrs all the time.

(Please note that Max is not dead in the string vest photo).

Oh my goodness that belly 😍