Thug cat part 5 - For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.

[Grumpyoldpersonwithcats]

Christopher Smart had clearly never met TC.
Due to popular demand (and a fear of lynching by the denizens of Mumsnet if I failed to comply) please find enclosed the 5th (🙀) thread about my NDN's cat.
For any new arrivals to this thread, TC is a stripy thug who spends most of his waking hours trying to break into our house. He doesn't get on with our cats (with the possible exception of Sybil, but only if she's in the mood). He currently is at war with Lenny.
He occasionally behaves like a perfect gentleman, his more normal MO however is to be a hissing spitting ball of teeth and claws.
For any one daft enough, here are the last 4000 posts about him
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thread2
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thread4
For anyone far too sensible to trawl through the above threads, here are a few of his photographic highlights. And yes, the last one is him on my kitchen table...

His eyes are like jewels

One fake ruby and one fake emerald? Very sparkly though. I can see why OP gets a bit disconcerted at times. But you know...he does have a lovely fluffy tummy 😍

Little lad’s Christmas lights, could only afford two.

‘God Bless Us Every One’ cried Tiny TC.

I knew I had seen eyes like this before.

Furry Merry Christmas from TC

TC is definitely wearing his 'can't a poor hungry kitty have some lunch?' face 😀

But he just ate

What's that got to do with anything? 😁

So gorgeous

Handsome chap.

He's practising his Oliver Twist face for dinner at Grumpy's.

Merry Christmas TC, TC's Dad, and Grumpy. TC, I hope all your Christmas wishes come true 😁

What a divine picture of TC, TC's Dad, thank you and a Merry Christmas to you and yours and Grumpy and his.

Happy happy Christmas to you all - you deserve the best time ever in return for lighting up our lives all year round.

May you all get the gifts you desire, especially an extra pouch for a timid little kitten on Christmas Day.

May you all get the gifts you desire, especially an extra pouch for a timid little kitten on Christmas Day.

Or half a turkey.

🦃 🦃

I gave him the rest of samon and porches eggs of my breakfast.

He trained you well! 😃

Voluntarily, or demanded with menaces?

Darling little TC had his Xmas dinner. All is right with the world.

I wonder if TC would eat sprouts? Maybe only if they were stolen from Grumpy's plate. I also think TC could catch his own turkey for Christmas if there were any locally.

He hasn't touched any of the chickens yet.
He's been an Angel today, rolling on his back and trying to get my attention, which worked.

Merry Christmas to beloved TC. I hope he got all the presents from Santa that he asked for.

Bless the precious kitten and his loving heart!

Emergency pharmacists are open if you want to try for a belly rub.

Good morning.

Morning TC 😍

That photo looks like something from a 'Back to normal, post Christmas' summary of TC's life. He may have had the odd day off but he is now ready to renew his onslaught on Chez Grumpy.