Thug cat part 5 - For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.

[Grumpyoldpersonwithcats]

Christopher Smart had clearly never met TC.
Due to popular demand (and a fear of lynching by the denizens of Mumsnet if I failed to comply) please find enclosed the 5th (🙀) thread about my NDN's cat.
For any new arrivals to this thread, TC is a stripy thug who spends most of his waking hours trying to break into our house. He doesn't get on with our cats (with the possible exception of Sybil, but only if she's in the mood). He currently is at war with Lenny.
He occasionally behaves like a perfect gentleman, his more normal MO however is to be a hissing spitting ball of teeth and claws.
For any one daft enough, here are the last 4000 posts about him
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thread2
thread3
thread4
For anyone far too sensible to trawl through the above threads, here are a few of his photographic highlights. And yes, the last one is him on my kitchen table...

Big tempered Gangster on the loose

That SO suits him!

TC saying, I just going out to kick some a.... next door 😹

If he turns up wearing a chain I'm calling the police 😆

The style police to tell him that the 70s disco look is over?

That's the one. 🤣
To be fair he does have the hairy chest to go with the look.

He will commandeer your boat and pretend that he is Bertie Higgins singing Key Lago with Sybil as his 'leading lady'.

Yes 🥰

Fast asleep and dreaming of Sibyl

He is a beautiful creature with his black paws and his ocelot belly .

I can see why grumpy keeps trying to lure him........

My female cat is sleeping in a chiller bag , I brought home some pizzas and frozen chicken, DS unpacked and she was in like Flynn
I tried zipping up the bag when it was empty ( I wouldn't zip a cat in , obvs ) but she told DH she wants it open. So he did ( under the claw is DH)

I’m loving his gold chain.

It's the knuckle dusters I'm more concerned about tbh.

He's just chilling.

I see TC chilling and I raise you our Female literally chilling in her newly aquired favourite hiding place .

Who says Black Cats don't photo well . You just need the right background

Ice-TC is da bomb. Bare sick.

A certain reluctance on Karl and Lenny's part to exit the house the morning although rhey did manage to gave Stripes a wide berth. Curious about current positions though.
This is why people on the street still think TC is our cat 😹

Flat out and dreaming again. ❤️

But this claws do look dangerous

You need to sneak in and clip those whilst he's sleeping.

I would like to know why there is sunshine on those photos... I have had hail, thunder and lightening all day 😠

Even when he’s dreaming his claws are ready to strike 🤣

Ickle toesie-woesies! Beans!!

Beanz
Meanz
Murder

bless him.

Hey TC stand and deliver. Grumpy had given me a tank.

Captain TC.

TC was trying to force open the patio doors earlier much to Lenny's disgust.

And shortly afterwards he was at the front calling for Sybil (who clearly had other ideas 🤣)