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He's been flopped on me all night. He weighs so much!

Yeah but HE is comfy

Date for Wed I think. Nervous!

I think I kicked Matt in my sleep. I was dreaming about kicking something and I think Matt was the unfortunate recepient. Don't think he moved though!
Good luck with the date, Queen.

I've made Hobbes's day. I bought him a medium sized dog bed from Aldi. He's a reasonable chunk of a cat who likes to sprawl so it's perfect. Of course he sleeps on sofas etc.

He looks so grateful doesn’t he? I always bought Asbo dog beds, they have better padding.

Good news Weds. As one of those dearly concerned with your welfare, Capn will naturally be sending over a list of questions to your suitor, focusing on Prospects, Character and Suitability to Provide for you, Ollie and Paws.

He’s suggested he conduct a brief, informal interview with the gentleman’s gentleman-and-cat prior to any human contact.

Careful. This is how you end up having to plan weddings & getting in-laws.

IN-LAWS.

I’m googling Pet Friendly Honeymoon and it’s suggested Snowdonia, which I don’t think is meant to be sarcastic.

There’s always Grumpy’s NDN. They go away a lot.

@Fluffycloudland77

Careful. This is how you end up having to plan weddings & getting in-laws.

IN-LAWS.

I'm swiftly revising the date idea

He won me over when he asked "has not my kitty been today, it's cold out there"

I’ve told dh I’d only consider orphaned only children with no kids. We all know I’d get loads of bengals and Sauvignon blanc on tap.

Kipling went to the groomer this week: they removed so much hair they made another cat (sort of)… and doesn’t Kipling look pleased about his bow tie?!?! 😹

exceedingly good job!

@Supersimkin2

exceedingly good job!

Kipling does look very pleased. I feel like that when I've just come out of the hairdresser.

Good luck with the date pawpaws2022!

Kipling looks very smart in his bow tie 😺 like a little professor of aesthetics.

Hobbes enjoying himself. Where might one find a portrait of Nemo?

My exercise bike has arrived
Ollie "what that? Oh HOOMAN STUFF, I leave that alone"

Did it come in a box paws?

@YesItsMeIDontCare

Did it come in a box paws?

Sadly not! I bought a posh one, they assemble it for you

No box? Well that's just bloody rude! 😁

Paws is going to have a strop when he sees the cat room

For Super

Thats the trouble these days with delivery drivers, they take the packaging with them and spoil all the fun for the cats.

Puddy has reached new heights of ignoring dh unless he is preparing food. She's worked out which meals are worth her while going downstairs for eg breakfast is usually meat free so he eats unmolested but cornered him last week for sliced turkey by body slamming him into the cupboards. She's very insistant and dh is too soft and gives in.

Nemo looking very handsome but quite displeased there if the narrowed eyes are anything to go by!

Oh Nemo, you golden-furred charmer. He is just so happy with life, isn’t eh (maybe he would have picked a different photographer ). Gorgeous.

I tried to murder Puddy. I dressed it up as claw trimming but really it was a hit.