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OMG that's about 2 full days worth of food for me! And I'm a fatty...

@Allergictoironing I didn't finish it Ollie had some pork crackling and meat and I've still got a full plate for lunch tomorrow!

Two Yorkshires!!!!! In London Sunday Roast is a dab of gravy on a plate under an artfully placed quinoa seed, trembling on a bed of flat parsley. You can tell I have to make the effort to stay size 16.

I'm having stew-in-a-packet for supper, reduced obv. First proper meal, can't wait. I don't know where those packets of kit-kats have got to. Seem to have vanished.

The mind boggles as to what the large portion is? Sack of roasties and half a pig?.

All I know is that if we meet up IRL ever, it's in that pub.

@Fluffycloudland77 I missed half the veg as I couldn't fit it on the plate
Apparently the large has more meat, a giant yorkshire and pigs in blankets
The standard was £8

I'm down for the pub grub meat up 😳😁
Booboo is at the vets on Thursday for a hip check
We have forgotten what it's like to have her here 🥺
This is her during the heat wave

Someone doesn't appreciate my sense of humour. Meet toothless, ollies new toy

The look of total horror on Ollie's face!

Ollie!
This advert has just been emailed to me if anyone fancies giving their cat a facial

@Allergictoironing he head butted it

Ollie looks like Manuel from Fawlty Towers, "Qué?"

It is a good likeness.

Never mind the look of horror on Ollie's face, you should see the look on mine! Toothless is terrifying.

I'm loving that toothless pic.

Mr C would be proud 1: Not as much as the Sunday Roast pic, however. Things are almost back to normal on the eating front. I reckon I can go for the full platter this Sunday.

It'll have to be eat in as I can't face tackling it without a stripy paw appearing over the plate, me enforcing boundaries firmly and the meat slithering off silently when I look up at the telly.

Mr C would be proud 2: Last night Jack Whitehall did a secret gig in my road. The manager heard Mr C had died and issued me a VIP ticket. It was vairy, vairy silly and funny.

Aww, glad you went to the gig, Lana.
Keep taking baby steps. Some days you might feel like you’re going backwards instead of forwards, but you’ll get there.
Mr C and all your friends here are cheering you on x

Wow! I didn't know that you and Mr C were famous beyond TLT! I am so glad that people are taking care of you.

In his time, Mr C saved 40 people's lives when this block of flats caught fire. He appeared in The Sun as Hero Cat.

Wait? What? WHAT? MrC the Hero??? Please tell us more!!!

I hope you still have the newspaper cutting or a link!

Sounds as if he saved more than his own 9 lives.

All Mr C's press is framed and sits next to me. He was up for Pet of the Year a few years back. Thank God he didn't win as he would have had to visit primary schools and been gracious to small children

Give me a couple of days to snap it, I'll post it up. Not sure I can bear to look at it at this precise moment.

Yep, he did save lives. He was a rescue cat who saved my life for real.

How are you doing today Lana?

I'm ok, thanks for asking. Nurse Lee rang and is dropping round next week. I have a feeling Mr C left him some scotch in his will.

Yes that sounds like MrC.

What's a really good scotch Fluffy?

Lagavulin. Glenmorangies consistent, macallan was a bit of a disappointment.

Ralphy does good reviews on YouTube.