PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

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Here!

The sleeping, certainly.

He loves the new TV. Keeps sitting under it and gazing

My birthday, yayayya.

Woken at 3am by birthday serenade. Mr C singing The Song of Spam.

Pills achieved: 66 per cent. Standoff over the final meatball, I lost. Going to excavate it in a moment for another sneaky MI5 dropoff-style mission in a tuna soup.

No one gets one over on me on my special day

Happy birthday, Lana! 🎂 🎁
Hope you’ve had a nice day.

Happy birthday lovely
😘 🎂

Thank you so much!! I had a marmalade martini for lunch.

Washed down crab macaroni and nutella ravioli nicely. Cleansed palate with a very salty margarita, summer drinks at Crimbles are the best.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Lana. Your meal sounds amazing!

Happy Birthday Lana

Nutella ravioli sounds incredible!

Happy birthday! O sends a head boop

Delurking to wish you a happy birthday!

Nutella ravioli was deep fried, the Italian cousin of the Glaswegian delicacy the deep fried Topic bar.

Basikerly, you sink your teeth into a piece of slightly crispy ravioli and it bursts hot nutella all over your face sorry mouth. Repeat till you get bored :)

I managed 5 :) a respectable hipster score.

Now sitting with a reduced sandwich, a 5p yogurt (yay) and a cat who is my furry life and love, a perfect chilled evening. Pill score: 100 per cent.

If I squeeze Mr C he will shoot meatballs :)

Picking jacket potato out of ollies eyebrows. He's purring so loud I can't hear the TV

Happy Birthday Lana!!

Still grooming Mr C with his tangle teaser. He loves it. I tried to watch a film but the paw slapped the remote out of my hand, and pushed me towards the brush.

Belated Happy Birthday Lana!!

Birthdays are a good excuse to do whatever you feel like, and nothing you don't want to do (that goes for eating as well )

How selfish! To try to watch a film on your birthday
Don’t you know the needs, wants and desires of your furry overlord must come first at all times?

I can always catch up on iplayer We spent hours on ears'n'chin, and retired with dreamies. He kipped with his chin firmly on my palm in case he felt cuddly in the night.

We are currently in bed, purring. I am revving up for crouching tiger pose ready for the Xmas reductions at M&S when I do all the Xmas shopping.

Mr C likes their cold meat platter in the triple luxury no-holds-barred gold foil. Needs to put on a bit of weight.

Might try him on artisanal cider this year.

I am faking the Magic of Xmas in the hall outside for my neighbour Ali aged 6.

Step 1: obtain a carrot, mince pie and selection of fir branches
Step 2: steal some more greenery from the park
Step 3: arouse ire of landlord by lightly dusting the hall with icing sugar
Step 4: awake angry old cat
Step 5: lay out mince pie etc and greens, selection of gifts outside the front door of Ali's unsuspecting parents. Chip tooth taking chunk out of carrot.
Step 6: snatch indignant animal off sofa & into hall.
Step 7 - the magic : Mummy's Special Tabby Reindeer bolts back home, making animal footprints in the snow.

Hit the gin and give the cat a meatball.

I'm watching monsters university with O. He looks unimpressed

Many happy returns Lana!

My cats are offering their services as general plate and bottle washers with payment in the form of Christmas edibles. So far the scrapings of the paté jar and a lamb bone have been gratefully received.

That's a good haul for a pair of kitchen assistants :)

Just staggered round M&S for the reductions. Profiteroles with gold leaf for two quid . It's deranged in there, people are filling up their freezers with ready meals for 80p.

There's something so reassuring about M&S. Every single pudding contains salted caramel (past it in the style stakes but who cares), every single bouquet boasts a cabbage (just a hint of fashion, nothing to frighten the horses) and there was the suspicion of a punch-up over the reduced seafood fantasies (not involving me).

Lashed out on luxury cold platter for Mr C. He's finished his antibiotics but is still sniffy.

The Lodger has apparently been banned from the house where he's staying for returning with a large (and quite dead) R.A.T.

Well done Darling!!!

His foster parents should be very proud.

I doubt they are. They're thinking WRONGLY. (He's taken against rats, grey squirrels and small rabbits.)