PB, some Ginge love and a LWT

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Here!

Ollie knew he wasn't supposed to be up there - he even looks guilty!

I think it was half guilt and half surprise

:) Whoa? How did I get up here? Must have been a gust of wind! Oh hello Mama! .... ooops....

Asbo has been bought a tin of salmon as a reward for weeing on our duvet Thursday night. We have a messed up penal system in this house.

This morning I had to haul him out of my wardrobe which he was very annoyed about.

Asbo has been bought a tin of salmon as a reward for weeing on our duvet Thursday night. We have a messed up penal system in this house

Thank you ASBO, we hated that duvet and now have an excuse to buy another one - and while you're at it, have this salmon instead of rats?

Is DH one of those judges who hand out cruises to burglars? I think we should be told.

Community service can equal pest control, however.

I have failed my poor little Girlcat this morning. Went up to the loo and naturally looked to see if anyone was on the bed. Girlcat was, so being a good slave I went in to do tummy strokes, so far so good.

However Girlcat wanted TWO hands on her belly to cover more area, and carefully pushed the second hand to join the first with only a hint of needle like claws to encourage me. At the same time she wanted a hand to scritch under her chin, and another one dedicated to the top of her head. But I only have 2 hands - what penance do I need to pay for failing to grow another two hands to ensure that Girlcat had petting everywhere she wanted at the same time?

I think he'd be a hanging judge with humans.

Definitely need to keep the duvet.

Definitely need to keep the duvet

What is the best way to get eau d'chat wee out of a duvet?

Bucket of hot water with bio washing powder and a sponge in the bath. Wring out and sling it over the bannister.

Kittens!

What a couple of divas 😘

Fred looks as if he's 'coming into his own'.

Oh they are so very very - very - beautiful. Fred looks a touch Oriental. He has poise.

Ginge was mean to him. I was stroking Fred so she picked up his tail and nipped it and then smacked him around the head

That needs ending.

Poor little Fred!

Do you think a thread asking people to post their fave pics for a 2019 calendar would be a good idea/mayhem? Not sure how many I can fit in, say max 55.

I have no new photos of asbo.

Poor Fred. He needs assertiveness training.

Ollie is... I don't even know

Wanting some LURRVVV!

No asbo, no calendar. You have two-three months to capture the Spirit of Spring.

Mr C and I just had a rest from watching telly, lying on our backs, head to head on sofa. By way of gentle persuasion to give him ears'n'chin, I got a nose kiss and a furry cheek laid on mine so I didn't have to move.

He's barely moved for 24 hours except for comfort breaks and to review the buffet of Gourmet, Country Hunter, Dreamies, Exigence, grass (cat grass) and the drinks trolley.

For someone who claims not to like catfood, Mr C did a handsome job on the wedding-level spread of bowls and dishes by way of late supper. Woke me bawling in my face.

Ollie is sat in the neighbours garden, in the grass. Just sat there it's been an hour. He seems happy enough

In a revolutionary move, Mr C has deigned to transfer from sofa duvet to clean washing. He remains at rest and cannot be moved.

I made a lemon cake with courgetti - took 5 min, delicious.

Captain Kip[y/

"And where have YOU been hooman. I scratched MA own eyelid"