Today my cat is a twat because

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

He has decided that his new sleeping spot is on top of the plastic drawers I keep all my craft stuff in. He has knocked all the crap stuff of the top and I've had to move my expensive craft light and the phone because they were next. It's not because he's too hot, because as soon as Dh sits down he's on him.
It's because he's a dick.
Tell me I'm not alone.

When you're eating, and you don't want him to catch, crunch and chew flies in front of you, he does. When you're not eating, and the abundance of hot weather coastal flies is a nuisance, and you actually want him to earn his keep and dispatch a few, he just sits there with a can't be bothered look on his face. Catwattery if ever I saw it.

Brian is getting less scared so here's a not very good pic.

Big cat was a twat today because she threw up a hairball on the nicer of my two sheepskin rugs. Little cat was a twat today because she rubbed herself against a freshly painted wall - she's now black & white and speckled with blue...

My cat has brought me a tribute
A massive dead pigeon left it under
My ds side window 🤢

She has licked herself raw on her stomach. I tried to get some bloody expensive vet-provided cream onto the sore. She scratched me in the face.

She’s never scratched before and now I feel sad :(

Mine is piling on the twattery. Dd has spent days clearing our yard and making it nice. TC has decided, for the first time in ages, that he'd like to go and shit in the yard- right under the patio set.