PB, some yum e yums and a LWT

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I started a new thread as we hit 1k

He has her taped, eh?

Where is Olli when our Brexit deal needs negotiating?

Picnic completed. London is heavenly, completely empty, we had a huge sunny park and a gently rippling pond with geese trotting about all to ourselves. Balmy breeze and lots of rose fizz and cucumber lemonade. Weaved home with the remaining chicken leg for Mr C. He won't touch it.

C I am finally enjoying the heat, not least because I've washed all the pillows and laundrette-only vast duvets and saved 20 quid apiece by drying them on the balcony in an hour. Shamelessly pleased with this outrageously dull middle-aged triumph.

Mr 5 tins a day seems to have gained some weight

He's chunking up nicely. His hind quarters look more muscly and a bit around his shoulder.

We have a head wound, lumpy green pus with a more viscous exudate. I bathed it with copius amounts of warm salt water, it more like a baptism. He is now fully baptised into the church of extreme naughtiness. He'll be archbishop in a fortnight and de-frocked when the financial irregularities come to light.

He was a bit quiet last night but still polished of 3 thick slices of cooked chicken & a pouch. Two remaining slices barely made the bowl this morning after the first pouch.

Vets tomorrow. I'm thinking of saying no antibiotic injection or pain killers. Just the antibiotics.

Oh Lord F. I'd just go for the pills if you reckon you can get them in without losing a limb. It might not hurt that much with any luck.

Difference of opinion with a local, was it. Quite right too - neighbours can be an almighty irritation.:)

Love to darling asbo and to you for vet tomorrow.

Oh ASBO! You naughty boy.

He takes pills ok in food, it's just a bad time for him to be ill. I've been here since Friday and not heard a single fight.

The shot works more quickly though ...

No doubt that is true but tablets will have to do. They've always worked within a few hours of me taking them.

I'm self employed, waiting on invoices and he's just picked the wrong week. I knew something would go wrong if I bought new tops in the sales.

Oh F it's a sickener isn't it. Pills are perfect, you might have to GA him for an injection and that's more risky.

New tops also vital for your wellbeing. Wear them proudly. Maybe not to the vet in case they get shredded.

Maybe ask vet if she would do you a scrip to get them online? Only a quid a pill...

I don't know, a script is £8 at our practice and antibiotics are fairly cheap anyway.

I think he's stopped leaking and the small lumps gone down.

I honestly thought he had a lump of snot on him when he came in this morning.

Yes, you should be in and out without a second mortgage. Good luck. Oh how grim re lump. Sounds like his system is dealing with it fairly promptly.

Cheer up:

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/owning-pet-increases-your-chances-13036099

Depends whether the vet's (large) car is due for a service, maybe.

Our vet has had a series of large cars. Bentley convertibles, 4 seater Porsche.

Tactless.

Bentley at least useful for the minor royal rolling up to cut the ribbon for

The Fluffy and DH Hospital for Poorly Cuties (asbo wing)

We're all in the wrong job. Except Himself.

My previous vet had a LandRover - complete with (artfully teased?) straw sticking out of bits. Very sensible - and nobody said a thing about it. A Bentley or Porsche is really not on.

It's in a not great area of Birmingham too so you'd think he'd have a cheap car for work like my old colleague did.

Asbo has certainly caused enough injuries in his time to require a hospital wing.

Vets ought to drive land rovers or Volvos.

With tasteful rusty bits of course. I agree.

At least it's not a helicopter. Nurse Lee has a small van.

V. Appropriate. (With rusty bits?)

O is raging about the heat and showing off his chubby belly

He's looking physically better.

Didn't note, but Mr C is allowed in the front seat, so the inside will be a bit furry. How is PB enjoying the continued fine weather?