One toy mouse found for PB........

[cozietoesie]

.....so temper tantrum forestalled for 10 minutes. Edited by MNHQ at OP's request

Purring away
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He can do bad spraying behaviour.......

I'm ready for that, though. He hasn't so far........

That's a happy happy boy.

His motor is running

He did seem quite happy to be home! That's his standard volume purr when he's sat on me like that

Cozie, stand firm when it comes to being the Dominos Delivery Boy. Say crisply you'll consider it when PB gives you at least a fiver as tip but until then...

PB's not spoilt, he's got needs. Like Mr C, I never met a cat with so many petcare needs. It's a miracle I can work at all.

Mr C had the packet of roast beef in its entirety, he loved it.

....needs.....???

(Rolling on the floor with (hollow) laughter here.)

I will freely concede our cats have some needs that are not business-critical. [fighting fat tabby off sandwich unsuccessfully while sniggering emoticon]

Finally got a walk in and on sofa with a 50p reduced trifle, Mr C has his eye on the top layer.

Asbo doesn’t even bother going downstairs now. He knows I’m going to bring it up to him.

He doesn’t like the cold tiles on his paw paws.

PB, being a Siamese, has nothing else but needs. Or wants - I reckon he'd characterise them that way.

I can hardly believe that you didn't install under-floor heating for him, Fluffy.

Couldn’t afford it. I would if I could.

I put a towel on the spin dryer because he sits on it overnight.

Just been round the flat laying out the clean cashmere throws, fluffing up the special cushions and turning on all the various electrics required by the cat.

Sliced open a pack of porchetta for The Snack.

A lone reduced potato into bake for myself.

I don't do martyr. I'm having some of that porchetta if it kills me

....A lone reduced potato into bake for myself....

Oh Dear.

Just been shopping. No bread and no milk. And we don't even have snow

C it's f-i-i--i-i-n-e, it's the usual insane economy drive following everything breaking down at Xmas. Life on a stick I've got to fork for Mr C breaking down as well (arthritis) so every little helps. He's in next week.

May I add that this has not stopped me buying a real designer handbag rrp 750 quid for 14 quid in the charity shop (not mine) either. It is in mint condition and large ie you save on ever buying a 5p bag.

Oh O have you been besieged by panic buyers? People all over the world are mocking the English (not British) response to snow. How Oli today?

Many panic buyers. May I repeat, we have NO snow
O is kipping peacefully in his sheepskin igloo, snoring away

Ooh lovely. Someone asked how long my store cupboard would last in Armageddon and I said about 3 hours. Mr C would be fine for months, however. I expect you feel the same :)

Porchetta? I'm drooling!
Cupboard full of flour and yeast here, so if it's not melted by tomorrow I think I can fund my retirement selling hot loaves door to door

He is still refusing to jump in the window. I have to open both doors for him to hurtle round

I've got lentils, some humorous biscuit moulds and 4 pots of mint sauce. Your plan sounds a lot better - yumbo, hot loaves :)

Lentil soup. You should be able to find some veg somewhere.

Thanks C.

PB has three mice out now - one of which was made especially for him and is proving very popular. (Sorry - that should be 4. )