One toy mouse found for PB........

[cozietoesie]

.....so temper tantrum forestalled for 10 minutes. Edited by MNHQ at OP's request

That's loads but he needs it, he is fit as a fiddle and very active. Dreamies are only 2 cal each, he won't get much from them.

In the interests of honesty, I might suggest I would not take nutritional advice from me or Mr C. Mr C's views are not in line with conventional dietary guidance. I ate 3 twirls today by mistake.

How can you eat even one Twirl .......by mistake??

They are delicious and on offer in co-op. They taste of the 90s.

I was working and completely lost track of time and space, which happens when you finally fall through one of the invisible holes that open in paragraphs you've just written.

One hot summer's eve I lost 13 hours and 5 litres of mineral water - that wasn't good. 3am and I couldn't get up :)

I love twirls. They're a proper hit of chocolate. I had bolognese pizza for tea, Ollie sniffed it and huffed in disgust

That's exactly it, O. The hit.

Had a nightmare last night. Woke up shouting and flailing, without the faintest idea where I was or who etc., instinctively reached out towards Mr C and immediately felt better. He kipped through the whole thing but let me put my fingers on his tummy to go back to sleep.

Funny, when he used to have nightmares I did the same for him, I used to hold him for 45 min till he dropped off.

O has just woken up, stretched and trotted off down the garden
"Tired momma. Nap naps on trampoline time"

And he has the cheek to want the door opening because "I can't jump momma"

Animals have a lot to teach us when it comes to the dark arts of deception and subterfuge. Olli should run MI5.

He probably is.

He refused point blank to come in the window and crept in behind my neighbours when they opened the door
I heard a lot of "who's is this cat? Is it ollivanders? Best knock on and ask"

Funtimez for a sunny Saturday

I told cats protection who sent a text back saying "what have I told you about neglecting that poor cat? You must lower the window immediately or build the prince a staircase"

A neighbours cat tends to go travelling from their back garden via her next door fence. Unfortunately next door is further down the hill plus neighbour has raised beds, so though the cat can easily get OUT of her garden that way, being a little overweight (and lazy) he can't get back IN over the fence.

She keeps a step ladder in her back garden, and when she hears his calling she has to go out & lift the ladder over the fence so he can climb it to get back in. Nothing to stop him going round the front of the houses, and he often does, but prefers to cry pathetically at the back fence.

That cat should run the NHS or something

YouTube “Rachel & June adventures” we found a cat.

It’s asbo’s brother from another mother. Same miaow & determined spirit.

Sorry, look at worlds most annoying cat. The first ones him when he’s all poorly

PB is currently in LWT 2, grooming.

I'm pretending not to notice.

URL or it didn't happen. I can't find it.

Grooming is a nice way to spend a peaceful warm pm - are you freezing?

The house isn't so warm. His LWT is of course, luxuriously cozy.

Hopefully this will work. He has the can do spirit that drives the owner to drink.

Asbo likes his bed on our bed, that’s why I suggested it.

Shit. Little Poki ain't 6kg either.

Asbo took kickboards off our kitchen units that Dh couldn’t get off. Persitance pays off and he knows it. We’ve watched that with tears streaming down our faces.

Dh said the modifications you make to the bin are the gateway to realising you are totally fucked & the cat is always going to win.

It’s like having your own furry little demon, always watching, always waiting. I up-cycled two pairs of shoes today with a Bengal 6 inches away at all times. I bet jimmy choo doesn’t have to put up with that.

He's double-jointed too.

There's nothing you can do.

The universe had a good laff with you, didn't it.

This might not be exactly the most tactful thing to say, but that VT made me howl with love and admiration in another time asbo would be called Churchillian.