Brilliant dog names that you're desperate to use but can't yet!

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I'll start for two boys;

Hamish & Bartok (like the composer)

Totally impossible because a) I'm into chic poodles and b) I couldn't ever afford two dogs at once.

Anyone else? What's yours?

Diesel and Gizmo.
But I will never have a dog, so if anyone wants the names, knock yourselves out!

Clive.
But I always get girls....

I would love a basset hound called Wellington one day. DH's parents used to breed them though and he insists that I'll be horrified with the slobber (we've currently got 2 very gorgeous spaniels).

My favourites right now are Pepper (F) and Bosco (M). Can’t decide whether to have a sister or brother for our Golden bitch at the moment.

I really want to use Kevin for a Golden Retirver boy.

But not only is it the name of a v. close relative (and I'm not sure he'd find it amusing) I don't tend to have boys as a breeder. Which is a shame. Because Kevin is definitely a Golden Retriever name and I really want to yell 'KEVIN STOP PISSING ON THE FLOWERS' just to see what said relative does. 😃

Vanker for a Vizsla, as it would difficult teaching them recall in a park, with "Come back you Vanker!

Also any dog called 'Thief', fortunately there are few policemen around now so when you shout "Stop Thief" nothing is going to happen...

I currently have a Patterdale which prevents me from having any other animals or, indeed, friends. But I would really like another big dog, possibly a setter or retriever called The Dogda.

If I had two dogs at the same time (or owned a dog- related business) , they’d be Rover and Rex, as they were the names of my future dogs growing up.

Purdy and Delilah for the 2 Labrador bitches I haven’t got yet, but one day…..

Bridget, Mavis and Stanley 😂

I wanted to call one of mine Misty, but the family said it was a stripper name and vetoed it.

Weasel for one of those border collies that has a bit of snake in its genetic makeup.

I have a plethora of names for the imaginary dogs I’ll never own (at least until I’m retired):
Florrie and Albee for boxers
Branston and Pickle for cocker spaniels
Paw Broon for a Scottish or Skye terrier
Pearl for a lovely elegant greyhound (so I can call her my pearly queen)

le sigh (goes back to mooning at RSPCA website)

Pencil and Steve, for my two future sausage dogs.

Or: Onion and Gravy

Lol I thought I was the only one mentally noting all the breeds I want to experience owning - but only when retired haha.

When I feel sprightly, I’m determined to own a Border Collie (in love since literally a toddler) - regardless of gender name will be Skye.

One cat to go also possibly called Milo if a boy.

If health is too poor by retirement then some kind of small breed like a Cavachon. No name inspiration as yet probably end up on MN for advice!🙂🙃

Currently have Doris. Next dog will be Wendy - short for Gwendoline, running Gavin & Stacey theme 🤣

I just got mine, a fox red lab called Rory which is an anglicised version of Ruairi (the spelling I wanted to use but DH said it was a bit pretentious 😭) which means “Red King”.

Dave Growl.

Paws McCartney

Nacho

My imaginary dogs are two greyhounds called Philip and Julian. When I'm not at home they would lounge about drinking gin and smoking sobranie cigarettes.

Or I'd like a daschund called Sausage

I have a friend with a dog called Misty. She's a pale grey colour so it suits her.

Doris and Ethel, probably two Boston terriers I think.

I would have a beagle called Roger

These are some great names!!

Kind of regret not calling my dog Bridget so I can stand in the park and say "Come the fuck on, Bridget!"

Brisket. But dh says no! (I got my Conkers though)

Dd2 wants Claude and Vincent
Dd3 Geoffrey and Luigio