Oh but he is a handsome bell-end isn't he!
He is a glorious dickhead and one day this will alllllllllll be memories that you will buff the edges off and tell in a nostalgic way, thinking 'welllllll it can't have been THAT bad'... and then you get another one.
Got any cardboard/amazon boxes left for him to make into tiny pieces, that is what I have to do with the Stick Dog when she is on one, that or bubble wrap, fuck me but that dog loves bubble wrap like no dog should. Popping each bubble individually with her tiny front teefs. Weirdo.
This too shall pass. Also, goes into Northern mode think on lass... at least you didn't have to send a stranger a photo of your dogs genitals in order to ask whether you were looking at a vagina or a penis.
He was convinced it was a penis. It was not. I was that stranger.
It has, again, been 0 days since I discussed a dogs genitals with a stranger on the internet.
And then there was the time someone sent me photos to check if her dogs bumhole had fallen off.
It had not.
I might be a bit overtired and all i have eaten today is sugar... mm!
HAPPY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS