What's the naughtiest thing your puppy has done?

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Just for fun and to make us smile. We have a 13 week old Cavapoo. Toilet training going well for his age. But the other day he managed to pee all over my husband's bare feet and flip flops whilst the door was open for him to go and pee! I thought it was funny.....he didn't!

What's the naughtiest/funniest things your puppies have done?

He's eaten a corn on the cob whole and cost us 2.5k for the operation to remove it and complications afterwards
SEN child dropped it on the floor and he took it in 0.2 seconds

He steals dirty underpants and bras out of the laundry basket and offers them to people over the garden gate thankfully there is another gate to block the view to the street so only posties and delivery drivers get his gifts

Also pee's on his front feet he can't seem to aim

We had a workman round giving us a quote so we put puppy in the garden out of the way.

He climbed on an outside bench and came crashing back on through the open kitchen window, knocking over all the washing up all over the floor in the process

We never heard back about the quote

Walking along a canal towpath our lab chased a duck, as it flew up the air so did puppy landing in the canal - the look of surprise on his face was so funny! He paddled around then tried to get out up a bank of 2 feet, then DH had to lie on his belly and haul him out. He then shook himself spraying water all over us.

Bit me on the face and attacked the cat.

After months of being "reliably" house trained we took ours to a holiday cottage. She walked straight in and peed on the lounge carpet. Fortunately I had brought a pet carpet cleaner with me!

Ate my glasses ( twice). I thought they were out of reach but he climbed on the back of the sofa to get them.
We had a man come round to mend something once and he had amazing dreadlocks, man bent down to access something and puppy decided to swing off his dreads
He was very nice about it

LOL at the dreads and kitchen window stories 😂

Our dhusky ate a flip flop
. All except the toe post bit.. Pink poo for days...

I gave no funny puppy stories to add but I am sat here laughing with tears rolling down my cheeks 😂 with a 8 yr old cockerpoo looking at me all concerned 😟

Our puppy dived into a bush on a walk and came out with the dirtiest, poopiest pants. Someone must have had a terrible accident and thrown their pants in the bush!

The kids were screaming and running away from the puppy, pup just got completely over excited and thought it was the best find ever!! He kept chasing us with them and wouldn't drop!

My friend's puppy crapped on the kitchen floor, then picked the poo up in its mouth and hid it in her bed 🤮

My puppy loves eating her own poo. As if that’s not bad enough I didn’t manage to get to her in time a few weeks ago and she ate one she’d just done. Then half an hour later vomited it back up on the carpet 🤢🤢🤢

Not a puppy but when ddog was much younger he found a rotting dead badger and decided to wear it as a hat. Ditto a large cowpat that was crusted on the top but squidgy underneath.
He's also scoffed 2 advent calendars and grown-up ds2's mini Green and Blacks Christmas chocolate collection.
Also piddled up friend's wellies and has completely dug up my garden.
Still love the hairy little sod.

Are the entire contents of the fridge.

Took up the floorboards.

Removed the lino from the kitchen floor.

Ate a tube of red oil paint. Looked like she had lipstick on for days. Poo was interesting too.

I have the naughtiest dog ever (or at least it feels like it..!). Luckily he is older now and has calmed down a bit!

Just a few of his exploits in his younger years:

• Ripping up a duvet and pillows, leaving fluff EVERYWHERE.
• Biting a neighbour's trousers and refusing to let go.
• Cocking his leg on another neighbour's antique furniture.
• Chasing a car, ending in a big vet bill when the car won.
• Eating his own poo and then licking husband's face.

My best boy, used to jump the fence, into a bit of wasteland at the back of our garden, despite all efforts, he used to climb up and over, neighbours knew him and he wasn't trouble, except one day, he returned, with a whole leg of lamb!!

Never owned up to it.

Mine, very embarassingly, took a friends false leg & would not give it back!!

Ate my mobile

I knew someone whose puppy chewed up £1k worth of £20 notes. They own their own business and was counting out money on the dining table, pup actually jumped up onto the dining table!

I knew another one who jumped in the table and ate an entire cottage pie in a casserole dish before it went in the oven - twice! The owner thought they were going mad as the dish was licked completely clean!

Mine ate a hole through the wall. He rounded off all the skirting board edges and managed to in a split second pull the laminate off the kitchen cupboards door. It happened so fast while we watched

Wow. Am thinking that peeing on feet is tame compared to some of these! Or maybe we have some of this to come.

Not the dogs I have now, but previous puppy managed to get hold of my hearing aid and chewed the mould.

I was devastated. Took 3 weeks to sort and I was completely lost as I’m almost completely deaf without my hearing aid

One of my current dogs as a puppy weed all over my nans lap in excitement

Various spaniel pups over the years:

Chewed chunks out of a sofa, fortunately an old, tatty one
Came back from a wander with a whole cooked chicken in her jaws - decided to keep quiet about that one
Stole sandwiches from a mam working next door - had to apologise profusely and make him another
Ate the tv remote control and a couple of laptop leads
During a thunderstorm ran out of the house into neighbours house, and took refuge, soaking wet, on their bed leaving me with a big bill for laundry
Chewed the end of an antique bench, adding character I suppose
Chewed holes in my favourite rug
Tried to get out through the cat flap, broke it off the door and ran around wearing it

Good job I love them.