Oh he's gorgeous Goood.
Steppedog is in disgrace.
Walked this this morning, came to cross roads, he turned left into a field and carpark area. I wanted to go right. I called, he didn't come, I got to the crossroads and called again, no dog. Hmm, that is not normal, stood and called and called, went left looking for him, but couldn't see him in the field or car park. Not happy as obvioulsy wouldn't chose to have him off lead in (empty, woodland type) car park. Went right, couldn't see him. Now really getting worried as I can always see or hear where he is, even if he is slow to come back.
Went back left and finally saw him, behind a bush. There was a HUGE amount of bread and a whole traybake style cake scattered on the ground, at least a whole loaf. He was stuffing his face, and given how long it had taken me to find him, had eaten at least half a loaf, and half the cake. He wouldn't come, would't let me near, kept goign round the bush (so if I went one way he got back to the food, and if I went the other way he got bakc to the food) Another dog that we know came along, and steppedog growled and growled at her (resource guarding).
FINALLY I got him on and put the lead on, and the second I got him he reverted to normal steppedog.
Then he stopped at the river and drank and drank (yeah, the bread was dry!)
I looked down at him and he is SO FAT. Really. He gets a fat stomach after he has eaten, I think he is generally thin, and he eats, and gets fat.
Now, 7 hours later, he is still REALLY, REALLY FAT. I have never seen him so huge.
bloody rubbish bin of a dog!