Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

at cockneydad! Chris Waddle

Lol @ russian singers!

"Les Russes on va chanter. Regardez comme il chante" Snigger snigger snigger

I really need to type faster!

scorchio.. where is moldova? I thoguht that was a place only existing when joan collin's daughter married a prince in dynasty

the only one i can remember now is the Portugal one as it was quite jolly, the rest have all sounded much the same (oh part from the scary opera singer - sweden?)

the only one i can remember now is the Portugal one as it was quite jolly, the rest have all sounded much the same (oh part from the scary opera singer - sweden?)

Aren't the French commentators rather pointing out the obvious Frankkin?

Holy crap! It's Moldovan drum'n'bass!

did she forget the skirt from her outfit or what?

..am liking the Moldova one.

whey ey pet, shagged that denni bere leek, eth eth eth eth, ali alo, aley ala.

oooh look Moldovian for ooh is ooh!
very educational this

oh this moldova is passing the 3 cocktail test -and the half a botlte of rose test here is enjoying her brass neck for wearing that costume

A girl with good strong thighs (I'm only jealous!)

Patricia: "C'etait difficile a concentre de chanter au debut de la chanson. Pendant je chantais j'essayais de me concentrer mais...voila, on y voit, c'est cool"

In other words - I was crap.

Presenter "Nous adorions votre chanson, Patricia" sucky sucky sucky up

poppy, it's sandwiched between Ukraine and Romania.

I love these costumes which attempt to combine wholesome peasant girl with 21st century Europop slapper.

Hey hey - thats their chorus?????? Please!

Now we know why there's a shortage of morris dancers. Moldova has stolen them.

so who is horaing now?

That backing singer is THE BEST! Fantastic dancing

is it me or is there a lot of up skirt shots for moldova

In a weird way, I kind of like her outfit. I think my norks would look fab in something like that.

nice mop moldova