**APPRENTICE**

[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

Feel the hate...

Pigsick to be PM she is!

Noorul is hideous.

In fact, they are all hideous.

I bloody LOVE the apprentice!!!

Great start

What's this

A duster

The teacher is the asian guy

what idiot volunteers to be leader of the first task lol

oh no, dp's just brought dinner in. Will catch up in a bit when I've scoffed it.

I thought the girls were just going to spend all day choosing who's the first to get fired to be project leader for a second there.

Isnt he just a figurative teacher though?

Good pep talk from the girls' PM:

We are hard-nosed business women so we must win this task cos
it's cleaning and we've got vaginas so therefore must be better at it...
(Ok I am paraphrasing..)

good point 5 and that is so true foxinsocks

Not 110% then?

Why are they not dressing in bikinis

The girls are always shit on this!! Except Claire from last year...

By sassy on Wed 25-Mar-09 21:10:32
Carp Diem. Seize the fish.

Rofl

Philip is definitely 100% up his own arse

oooh
someone's giving 110% already!

Ooooooohhhhhhh! a spanking in the boardroom!!!

Aitch

LOL sassy, have you thought about going on stage, I nearly choked at your seize the fish line for a start !!!

Kristina was good two years ago - she definitely should have beaten Simon

Getting changed at some point might be a good idea too, unless they're going to clean windscreens in suits as a gimmick!

Is the one with the glasses, ruffled shirt etc going to pull a sudden transformation down the line, take off the glasses, shake her hair out and reveal herself as a glamourpuss?

No, probably not. She does look like a 'before' picture though doesn't she...

From£70 to £16- nice pricing boys!