**APPRENTICE**

[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

OK cleaning should be interesting.

Talks posh, looks posh??!! Compared to what?

the teacher is a total arse!

rainbow of skills!!

You can feel the hate coursing around in that girls' car.

oooh I LOVE IT!!!

Oooh, Margaret, is that a new pair of specs? Very dashing!

a rainbow of skills and a mouth like a cat's arsehole.

Durrrrr I got sidetracked by the thread with the ghost in the window...what do they have to do?

What a cock that teacher is, he will be my figure of hate this season

[have now defected totally from Grand Repeats - sorry Kevin]

Maybe that's posh in comparison to posh'nbecks?

here we go...

SHAZAM.
STRIKE.
CARPE DIEM.

EMPIRE.

Cocks.

Carp Diem. Seize the fish.

Carp Diem - is that a fish?!!!

Arthur Scargill, ROFL!

IGNITE.

IGNITE????

Empire? Makes me think of a dress.

Empire! Ignite! They're naming themselves after cheesy nightclubs!

No, the one who just said she was 'the whole package' Wearing a pink checked shirt - don't get me started on that

which one is a teacher?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignite

empire -wasn't that 80s catalogues?

the girls snidey looks at eah other - great

ha ha. They might as well be called FREEMANS or KAYS. Or JANET FRAZER.

I can see that the teacher bloke is going to be a real PITA.

You are ageing yourself there poppy