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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:06

Am I the only one who fell out laughing when that fugly old hag said, 'He's going to be attracted to me.'

LOL!

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:45

how much did she pay the Cuban husband huh
bet he sues

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:46

'will melanie ever get a job anywhere after this though ? '

I'll bet she'll be deluged with offers, tbh.

Because she's professional and Suzi is so not.

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HereComeTheGirls · 02/07/2008 21:46

this is the most disturbing programme i have seen in ages!

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:47

I'd hire Melanie in a minute. She looks professional, she SHUTS UP during meetings, she knows what she is doing.

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HereComeTheGirls · 02/07/2008 21:47

true but she is super scary!

twinsetandpearls · 02/07/2008 21:47

I am recording this to watch with dp when he gets home.

Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:47

I'm in awe of you... To a man who scrapes hiswealth from the downfall of others and shoring out unfortunate creatures like Kerry katona... Awe? Dim

theSuburbanDryad · 02/07/2008 21:47

Dh is looking at Suzi's website.

She has a FB account. And a hotmail email address.

Professional my arse.

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:48

She's competent, so she'd be scary to some utter hack like Peter or Suzy.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:49

insincere?
she should fucking know it

HereComeTheGirls · 02/07/2008 21:49

i dream of the day i can be as assertive as her to my boss tbh

Neeerly3 · 02/07/2008 21:50

i am hating both of those twats - do they not know what a PA is? I'm sure "wiping arse of employer" is not in the job description....

SHE is the worst though, she was outrageous to the blonde PA.....

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:50

and of course, Peter had no idea that having your PA launder your dirty shorts and hoover your stairs was beyond the pale.

Suzi, a professional.

Haahaahaaa.

Look at her house!

She didn't even have wireless broadband, ffs!

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:52

he's soooo rank.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:52

crawly bumlick

theSuburbanDryad · 02/07/2008 21:53

Suzi is fairly typical of a woman in PR, actually.

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:53

and the trait you always look for in an employer: a liar.

like Peter and Suzi.

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theSuburbanDryad · 02/07/2008 21:54

I don't like that blonde PA either though. She's a bit backstabby (did she actually say that about Mikey? i was putting ds to bed at the time)

Aarrgghh · 02/07/2008 21:54

Can't believe she said the word fuckretary!

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:55

he offers the man a marketing job and wants the girls to lick his nasty arse.

git.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:55

she's going to slag the two women and hire the chap.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:56

Suzi is a liar all the way.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:56

Focussing on a potato
billion pound companies
yeah right
wipe out

theSuburbanDryad · 02/07/2008 21:56

Blatantly.

She is being nice to the blonde (Australian?) woman...

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:57

She wanted Mikey to fuck her and he didn't.

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