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124 replies

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:06

Am I the only one who fell out laughing when that fugly old hag said, 'He's going to be attracted to me.'

LOL!

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:10

Reason No. 1001 why I'll never work as PA again.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:12

OMG, I thought this chap was gay!

6 girlfriends. LOL!

These two people are utter knobs.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:13

gay as fuck...
6 wenches is denial overkill!

Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:14

a wife is worth £30-40 grand to a business man...
and the rest you twathead

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:14

Glad it wasn't just me who thought so, Piffle!

And then when he asked the trial PA, 'Are you attracted to me?'

I'd have asked him if he had a bucket.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:16

Oh, he's VILE. total perv, creep, low life.

eewwwwww.

and she's supposed to spend the night there?!

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:18

attracted yes
to your head with an axe in my hand perhaps
this programme is full of c words

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:18

This is other gal is just taking the piss.

She wants a slave and I'd have walked out when she pulled that internet stuff out of the hat.

Erm, no. That's unprofessional and this PA is the real thing.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:19

£20k ain't enough to tell her daughter she looks fab.

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:21

She wants that for £20K?!

WTF?

I'd tell her to piss up a rope.

I PA'd for a partner in a huge law firm for that years ago.

And the job doesn't include peeling potatoes - she had a cook to do that - or telling her lumpy daughter she looked fab, she had a nanny for that.

I was there to organise her at work and did my job well.

This chap is rank.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:22

oh my god...
Hysterical people... I'm crying with laughter at what these knobheads perceive as insurmountable and urgent troubles...

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:23

I think Anne Marie is utterly laughing her ass off inside.

I would be.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:24

she hired an 'energy therapist' to making a hiring decision.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:24

energy therapist to test the PA
I'm weeping with cringe...

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:24

her lazy chunky daughter can get HERSELF to work, she's a fucking adult.

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expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:25

'a basic business would have an IT system in place.'

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:26

patronising bitch...
professional PA, deeply unprofessional employer

Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:27

fuck expat are we the only two people watching?

lilyloo · 02/07/2008 21:28

Are you gay

Max who ?

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:28

Haahahaaaahaa. I wonder how well this name-dropping cow really knows these celebs.

And Peter of course is asking this chap is guy?!

What the FUCK?!

How fucking unprofessional and quasi-legal.

He's asking him this in the first 5 minutes he's there.

I'd have left skid marks.

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Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:29

say yes!!!!
Obsessed with gaydom

Piffle · 02/07/2008 21:29

sisters oh yes
where the fuck is Cinderella?

HereComeTheGirls · 02/07/2008 21:31

hmm, could he BE any more in denial about being gay

MaryAnnSingleton · 02/07/2008 21:31

dear God - what is this programme ?!!!
he is as bent as a bent thing on bent day btw

expatinscotland · 02/07/2008 21:31

If you're straight, why the hell would you ask some chap you just met 2 minutes ago a) if they find you camp b) what their sexual preference is?

Erm.

Suzi's a cow. Literally.

Her daughter's got a face like a well-skelpt erse.

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