Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

Very, very late on parade due to bastard road works. The German Shepherd Pie looked good. What was the name of the starter and pudding?

Please let this be the hill Joe dies on. Any of the women can win but I want him gone. Probably reverse jinxed

No starter. Give a dog a bone for pud

I hope Shakira hasn't misjudged this.

I don’t think there was a starter, @TheDogsMother - pudding was granola with chocolate, nuts (?), chocolate mousse dog bones and erm possibly cream?

That’s cute🥰

You can’t better the chippy!

lol Joe and his prison story.

I loathe and detest silicone baking moulds.

Not a good british chippy. Chipper over here....well it's disappointing. I have 3 local chippers. Only ONE does scampi. Then they just do cod or smoked cod. That is it

I hate bobbotie

A local pub had bobobtie last week. I feel it’s quite a simple dish?

Sounds lovely. We have a bunch of efficient women here and then there is Joe. Surely he has to leave today.

@PotterHead1985its hard to find a good one isn’t it?

It is. Although being honest, all take aways in this town are disappointing. Not just chippys

Palm hearts. Tasteless

Haha, Grace just said that!

Me and Grace 🙌

She wants them elevated.

Palm hearts, bamboo shoots and water chestnut. All bland.

Oh god. I want Joe to go but fuck me i love skulls!!!! (Im covered in them)

Joe's cream looks whipped to butter.

I like water chestnut slices but I think it’s the texture as they don’t taste of a lot

Yes exactly

I had a fish supper at the weekend. It looked nothing like Shakira's

Is it just me or has Giorgio aged 20 years since the start of this series? 🤔