Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

Paging
@fourquenelles
@sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@Potterhead1985
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@Piggywaspushed
@GrandTheftWalrus
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@Davros
@lettingthedaysgoby
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@ilovesooty
@Fransgran
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@TheAutumnCrow

No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Oooh sharp, not cooking for your kids, you are cooking for us.

Right. Instant judgement on the way. I don’t like Jay. No reason, just taken against him. False modesty doesn’t help.

I'm enjoying Giorgio's cogent criticisms.

I thought he was over-marked on Strictly, and it looks like the same may happen here... (I'm not a fan)

I don’t like Jason but I think it’s mainly that he reminds me of a baddie on Coronation Street whose name I can’t remember.

Oh noooo the bloody awful taste test!

Pointless round alert!

Och shite round

So no they haven't got rid of the shite challenges so!!!

Condiments tho. Mildly interesting

Didn't want to rush to judgement too quickly but Pasquale is definitely giving me the ick. I'm liking Giorgio though. lI don't have ants but how the hell do you get rid of fruit flies?

Never never probably fungus gnats

FFS, sweet chilli sauce? Tomato ketchup? American mustard? How easy can they make this?

Not Pat Phelan? 😂

So far I am five foe five on the condiments without tasting.

That sounds worse than fruit flies

Ha. Jay hoist by his own showy off petard.

Yes me too.

Joe Pasquale gives me the ick whatever he is on, despite having seen some good stand-ups say he is amazing...

Same!! And id have smelled the marmite and therefore wouldn't have picked it

@Halsallyes that’s him the absolute rat! Hated him!

Everyone thinks they are fruit flies but they are usually fungus gnats.

they come in from supermarket flowers. herbs

Jay does realise parmesan isn't vegetarian doesn't he? (Or did I miss it being mentioned?)

Bye J-mo!

In what world is liquidised scotch bonnet a condiment?

They're annoying little buggers, whatever they're called

Recognised the gochujang straight off