Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Are Marmite, maple syrup and honey really condiments?

Boring task

The same world where marmite is a condiment I guess.

Nocky! DRINK!

ETA at least Giorgio will pronounce it properly, even if nobody else does

Nonna !

Huzzah a Nonna

Different challenge

First Nonna of the season I believe

Cheers

Exactly! What next.

White powders? Flour, cornflour, ground rice, salt, self raising flour, plain flour, wallpaper paste.

Look at my ball?????

😂😂😂😂

I believe that is the first actual drink we’ve seen on here. Nice nails!

My dad famously mixed up the icing sugar and the custard powder despite the (admittedly identical) jars being labelled

Why thank you. They are all different colours. But the blue on the other hand snapped off today!!

I use soffrito all the time ever since I discovered you can buy it frozen in supermarkets.

Actually, might have been cornflour and custard powder now I think about it. It was 2 of the 3 either way!

But custard powder is a different colour!!

I have painted my nails in what I consider a tasteful taupe. My daughter said today that they looked like I was dead. Charming

🤣🤣🤣

I got a lovely new red from Essie, it’s called Mrs Always Right!

Oooh I had a soffritto for my shepherds' pie today <preens>

I'm finding Giorgio's shouting about his gnocchi hilarious

Yes!!! it's my discovery of the last decade! I'm getting lazier with every passing year

@PotterHead1985 Had a nice glass of Primitivo with my dinner but that was ages ago.

Joe just went up in my estimation by lending the truffle grater