Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Have we had 'elevated' yet?

Let’s all spend a minute trying to reach her telepathically and persuade her to join us. Go!

I am in HEAVEN having Georgio

Evening Chuffs. Love Grace’s dress. Giorgio Locatelli - swoons slightly.

Sorry, managed to quote my own post! I was trying to tell @LaMarschallin that they don’t usually do the intro like that. Can’t remember it being a feature before.

Jeez Grace looking swish

I reckernise some faces but couldn’t name half of them

Joe Pasquale looks like a French teacher I had at school but the latter had a gorgeous voice, very mellifluous. What is that demented squeak Pasquale utters?

Wow, Grace!
Looks like a slinky Lamia (I think that's what I mean)

Why’s that bloke in a hoody. You are cooking in a hot kitchen

same here - and we've watched quite a bit of Love Island... don't remember Shakira though. The presenter seems familiar - but I did think he was Simon Rimmer at first (and was confused as obv. Mr Rimmer would have a big advantage).

Wonder who'll be first to put themselves on a plate?

That is shop pastry. Fail.

OMG the blood!

Woah Emily 💪

Go Emily

Me in a dish

Ok, good with Emily Campbell now - I’d have recognised her with her weightlifting hair

Boom ! Me on a dish 🤣

Me in a dish! - Drink!

Not me on a p,ate but me in a dish - different I suppose.

Yeah, I remember Emily now.

I’ve not watched Love Island for a lot of years

That chicken looks ok, the advantage of all that dark sauce is you can’t see if it is still raw. Aw, raw chicken, I am getting a Greg moment.

( silence)

There, it’s gone now.

I have never seen it