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MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

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TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 08:19

Oh go on then…

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dillite · 21/05/2026 20:58

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 20:57

I’m about to run out of wine.

I can’t order more from Deliveroo because they’ll think I’m an alchi.

So it’s Camomile tea or Salted Caramel Vodka to get me through the next 3 minutes of this show

Just 2 minutes now. You can do this. Be strong.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 20:58

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 20:57

And is she the one who's got pregnant with this guy? Oh God how awful.

No, what in the hell?!

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:58

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 20:57

I’m about to run out of wine.

I can’t order more from Deliveroo because they’ll think I’m an alchi.

So it’s Camomile tea or Salted Caramel Vodka to get me through the next 3 minutes of this show

Salted caramel vodka.

FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 20:59

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:58

None of you bastards ever ask me questions either. It’s outrageous! 🤣

If I pull your sticks out, will your balls drop?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 21/05/2026 20:59

Omg these 2

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 20:59

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:58

Salted caramel vodka.

Yeah go hard

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 20:59

I can’t hear what this guy is saying.

He mumbles.

dillite · 21/05/2026 20:59

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:58

None of you bastards ever ask me questions either. It’s outrageous! 🤣

Well, do you ask us any questions?

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 20:59

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 20:57

I’m about to run out of wine.

I can’t order more from Deliveroo because they’ll think I’m an alchi.

So it’s Camomile tea or Salted Caramel Vodka to get me through the next 3 minutes of this show

I hate going to buy wine from my local shop for the exact same reason! Don't care about Deliveroo though, I'll never see those guys again...

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:59

FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 20:59

If I pull your sticks out, will your balls drop?

Not if you do it carefully 😜🤣

FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 20:59

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:59

Not if you do it carefully 😜🤣

Well.in that case, I love you.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 21:00

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 20:59

I can’t hear what this guy is saying.

He mumbles.

He does.

Morry15 · 21/05/2026 21:00

I dont know what just happened. Didn't understand a word he said

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 21:00

He's one of those irritating twats who refuses to argue, isn't he?

ADAB33 · 21/05/2026 21:00

Thank goodness for subtitles

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 21:00

dillite · 21/05/2026 20:59

Well, do you ask us any questions?

Turned it back to yourself again. We’re not just in different books. We’re in different libraries. 🤣

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 21:01

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 20:59

I hate going to buy wine from my local shop for the exact same reason! Don't care about Deliveroo though, I'll never see those guys again...

My local shop is 5-10 mins walk uphill so it’s Deliveroo or go without

dillite · 21/05/2026 21:01

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 20:59

I hate going to buy wine from my local shop for the exact same reason! Don't care about Deliveroo though, I'll never see those guys again...

Talsi had some beautiful wine bottles in for the summer. They looked like the wine should taste nice.

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 21:01

FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 20:59

Well.in that case, I love you.

😘 🤣

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 21:01

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 20:59

I hate going to buy wine from my local shop for the exact same reason! Don't care about Deliveroo though, I'll never see those guys again...

Yeah I often get the same drivers….🤣🤣

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 21:02

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 21:00

He's one of those irritating twats who refuses to argue, isn't he?

Well he does argue eventually but he probably blows like a volcano. Also serial killer vibes.

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 21:02

browneyes77 · 21/05/2026 21:01

Yeah I often get the same drivers….🤣🤣

Ooh no!!

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 21:04

I've ordered breakfast on Deliveroo before when I've had a massive hangover!

The shame...

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 21:05

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 21:04

I've ordered breakfast on Deliveroo before when I've had a massive hangover!

The shame...

That’s not so bad is it? Unless there were a few cans of special brew in either it?

dillite · 21/05/2026 21:05

Appalonia · 21/05/2026 21:04

I've ordered breakfast on Deliveroo before when I've had a massive hangover!

The shame...

No different to having a kebab at 3am outside the shop, sat in a puddle of piss

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