MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

Just ask a farking question.

Ambushed? Needs to breathe? Was the ambush edited out?

Meghann is having a wobbly!

What was that all about??

I don’t think so.

Can someone explain why she’s aggravated?

I was having a wee and topping up the vino, so missed all of the ‘excitement’

The nails are freaking me out...

These two have zero chemistry...

He said she wasn’t asking him asking questions.
She said he wasn’t asking her questions.

Now the same conversation with this couple.

He told her she doesn't ask him any questions and she was "back at ya mate"

Trouble in paradise for at least 2 of the couples

What do you like??? Silence

Jaysus.

So the theme for tonight is that nobody can ask anyone a single question.

None of them have any conversational skills.

That’s putting it mildly, if you met each other on a date you’d leave, right?

Why don’t they sit, have a few beers and just let chat flow? Like normal people

Is this guy for real? Can he see and hear himself?

So much therapy speak and so little sense.

I’m about to run out of wine.

I can’t order more from Deliveroo because they’ll think I’m an alchi.

So it’s Camomile tea or Salted Caramel Vodka to get me through the next 3 minutes of this show

"Why have you got fingernails like a sloth?"

And is she the one who's got pregnant with this guy? Oh God how awful.

Is he passive aggressive?

Get drunk, talk and then snog

None of you bastards ever ask me questions either. It’s outrageous! 🤣