MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

Checking in super late but I’m here!

I’m on holiday next week… must take iPad so I can try and keep up!

"I love you" already!!

Very much new age wanker. The bikram yoga guy was charged with sexually assaulting his clients which tells me all I need to know.

He's only happy to be in that forest so that he doesn't have to talk and ask questions.

Jesus Christ. I’m gonna throw up 🤮

They got short shrift

wtf is going on with his hair?

Ugh wtf is this

Pat is sweaty.

Yuk yuk yuk

Just us hardcore, take no nonsense, glutton for punishment folk left 🤣

"A drive-by scolding" 😂

Shes in love....she should know better.

I don't know which is worse - the love yous or the sweaty swirl on his head.

Oh no. You will miss out on so much excitement. How will you manage?

They said the L word already? oh dear...

That’s the only thing I dislike about some Americans. They do the faux sincere thing.

Maybe some scoldees are lurking, afraid to post.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Panama does look nice tho?

They bloody did.

I’d had wine that night and wasn’t in the mood for their shit 🤣🤣

That's what happens when you don't have a husband. Nobody else there to make you miserable.

They’ll be over soon and spouting venom at each other. In fact I think she could turn in a second.

The sweaty swirl definitely. Imagine that tickling your face whilst he is on top of you pumping away 🤮🤮

Is he bothered by the fact that she's not a fellow gay man?

So true 🤣