MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

And Awhina lookalike said ‘not right now’ 🤣 I mean obviously!

Would you rather see him topless? Be honest.

I’m grateful he’s wearing it

Just started watching and enjoying so far. I’ve watched all of the USA ones available in this country and they are my favourites of all of them.

Is the lady in the red top wearing a cap with 'WIFE' on it....far out

Nothing that a wetsuit wouldn't solve.

Where do they go when they live together? Do they go to apartments like the Uk and Australia versions?

You lot are making me laugh.

Thank you! Xx

Can you imagine the MAFS Aussies in a pool?

Are they usually this dull? I don't even mean that there's no dinner parties or drama. Just the people themselves being quite boring.

The guys would be racing each other.

I was thinking more like Gia’s assets would be bouncing around

I have The Boys finale waiting for me, so there will be some excitement in store for me today.

Having only 5 couples definitely changes the vibe - even without anything else

I still don’t get Robbie Williams Felix advert

Do they ever have sessions with the ixperts?

Can you get extensions wet? Or would she do that neck and head high out of the water thing?

Someone put a shark in that water

The residual have dried up and the tax man is knocking at the door

Robbie brings dinner to Felix.
Felix doesn't care.
No one gets dinner.

You can yes. But extensions was Alissa

Life story?!

Derrek and Rhonda should hang out instead.

Gia definitely had extensions surely?

Instructor just awkwardly paddling around ...