MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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Def think BB played nice for the cameras to save face so he didn’t go out looking like the narc he is but made it clear to Colin he was dead to him - doing his own thing in the gym sorry on the farm & all passive aggressive so he can now be the victim “I wasn’t expecting that” being dumped. Really??

Hello, haven’t seen tonight’s episode at all but read the thread instead. Will that do? Maybe I’ll catch up properly over the bank holiday

Where is Danny from?

The way Danny pronounced the word 'Harder' when he said some people may have found it harder to introduce their partner to their family.... I really thought he had an East Anglican twang, pretty Norfolk!

Oh dear, Danny cannot make jokes around Bec. She just doesn't like the lighter side.

What exactly is a black caviar broach?

Oh heck, it is a real thing - a black caviar broach - and it has sold out on Etsy!

How am I starting to feel sorry for Chris!

Yes it just means leave them for a few mins before adding the mayo.

Danny's laugh is another one I couldn't cope with, or his 'joking/banter'. He is very dodgy and has the worst accent/diction. I also dislike bb. Colin's list was annoying but the animals enjoyed it :)

You're right, he is!

feel sad about Sam and Chris...But only because I wanted to see more footage of the beautiful animals😂

Haven’t watched last nights yet but to those saying Stella wants to get pg why did she say he should have snip as birth control then ? Looking forward to seeing BB and Colin after reading on here . I’ll be back ….!

I honestly thought they were talking about fish eggs? And now having read about the horse I’m sad.

Because she only wants to hear him say he loves her. Even if he doesn’t mean it. It’s horrible to watch her desperation.

He’s from Fakenham.

Because she knows that he obviously isn't going to do that! She's being completely passive aggressive.

Who is Colin?

2nd Edit sorry!!!

Which one is it that looks like Colin Firth?? Have confused myself now on their names😂

Colin Firth - Sam

Aha! Thank you!

It is Sam. Definitely Sam!!!!

Bec is SO humourless. Actually, they all are.

The only people I have seen laughing are:
Stella and Felip Felop (gently chuckling)
Rachel (nervous laughter)
Danny (at his own jokes)
Scott (Beavis and Butthead sniggering but Gia has killed his joy now)

Not one couple genuinely having a proper laugh. How fucking miserable.

Less 'Leaning In Curiously whilst being Intimate and Vulnerable' and more 'Pissing Yourself Laughing', would go a long way.

It was obvious before they even got married that they are totally different kinds of people. It was never going to work. I think Sam would be fine with someone more on his page - i think Chris sort of reeled him him so that he built up am idea of their future.

I don't think any of the couples are great. Even Stella has a touch of the loon about her.

Actually I really like David and Alyssa.

I don’t think Sam is remotely needy. He wants and expects an adult relationship of equals and was given a spiteful, “my way or the highway” drama queen. It always seems to be the way with gay couples on MAFS, it certainly was with the one on the last UK season.

You missed out all the hags cackling at various early dinner parties

Nothing to do with this now. But one of the unintentionally funniest bits for me this season was moody Mel doing her bizarre floppy version of rock, paper, scissors.

Im sorry but as much as I like Sam/Colin, if someone sat down with a book of questions asking how sorry I was, have I learned, will I reflect, do I promise to not do it again - I’d have saddled up that nearest horse and got out of there. There was no conversation, just a list of bullet points! Lovely man but seems a little too vulnerable for this (shitshow) experiment.

The baby that Chris was a sperm donor for his lesbian friends was born that after filming ended. I wonder how much he has to do with her upbringing. Not much I bet!