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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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MargoLivebetter · 29/04/2026 20:57

“Want a hand packing”!!!!! Just spat my decaf

dillite · 29/04/2026 20:57

David's out

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:57

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:56

I didn't have sympathy for BB on my bingo card for today.

I don’t think anybody did! Especially if Colin was going to end it anyway

BippidyBoppety · 29/04/2026 20:58

He left the lovely Colin on his own and went to the gym! Knowing that the lovely Colin runs a gym. Nah.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:58

MargoLivebetter · 29/04/2026 20:57

“Want a hand packing”!!!!! Just spat my decaf

I missed that too! 🤣🤣

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:59

Why are baby buyer and Colin at the dinner party?

dillite · 29/04/2026 21:00

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:57

🤣🤣. Took me a minute...

Wink wink

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 21:00

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:59

Why are baby buyer and Colin at the dinner party?

Drahhhhhhhma.

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SabrinaThwaite · 29/04/2026 21:00

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:59

Why are baby buyer and Colin at the dinner party?

Do they have to wait for couch day to do the stay / leave thing?

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 21:01

I bet Gia refused to go to the DP unless her mate was there.

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browneyes77 · 29/04/2026 21:01

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:56

I didn't have sympathy for BB on my bingo card for today.

Oh I still don’t have any sympathy for him.

He’s too far up Gia’s arse for me to ever like him.

But I do think Sam’s list was utterly fucking pointless. Why ask him if going forward he’ll agree to do this and that, if you’re about to end it right after you’ve gone through your list?

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 21:05

SabrinaThwaite · 29/04/2026 21:00

Do they have to wait for couch day to do the stay / leave thing?

They will be under pressure to stay but they can actually leave whenever they want. Others have

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 21:06

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 21:01

I bet Gia refused to go to the DP unless her mate was there.

That wouldn’t surprise me

EdithBond · 29/04/2026 21:20

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:53

Do you reject Satan and all his works....

lmao 😂

Enko · 29/04/2026 21:29

Who do you all mean when you say bb?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 21:31

Enko · 29/04/2026 21:29

Who do you all mean when you say bb?

BB = Baby buyer= Chris

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 21:32

Enko · 29/04/2026 21:29

Who do you all mean when you say bb?

Chris. Baby Buyer.

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Enko · 29/04/2026 21:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 21:31

BB = Baby buyer= Chris

Tnx I never worked that out

Ophir · 29/04/2026 21:40

Phew! Found you

landlordhell · 29/04/2026 21:47

EdithBond · 29/04/2026 21:20

lmao 😂

Yeah it defo sounded like that . Still have no sympathy for Chris.

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 21:48

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:48

Well, wait until we see what actually turns up in my Tesco delivery tomorrow before being too impressed! 🤣

Valid point!
I’ll guess 80 pc is right. Which is good enough!

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 21:55

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 29/04/2026 20:54

Half baby potatoes and boil them. Let them steam dry. I add chopped radishes, spring onion, celery. Sometimes peppers, cucumber. Loads of mayo. I usually add boiled eggs but forgot to cook them.

It won't win any awards, but the DC like it.

Oo nice!

Steam dry?

if that means wait maybe that’s where I go wrong.

mine is mayo, spring onion or garlic.

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 21:56

Why did Sam go through his qns then break up with Chris.

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 22:02

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 21:56

Why did Sam go through his qns then break up with Chris.

Because BB didn't answer them in a way that satisfied Colin. Or maybe Colin just wanted revenge for the 'Leave'?

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Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 22:05

It did feel off. He was doing really well up until then.

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