MasterChef with Grace D and Anna H

[Halsall]

Despite the fact that it seems like 5 minutes since the Professionals ended, the new (ordinary) MC starts on Tuesday at 9. Couldn’t see a thread but happy to merge if there’s another already.

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There will be more I've missed.

I think ‘salad dodger’ might be the expression?

Did anyone have precocious 3-yr old food critic on their bingo card?

Crush you, then make you the most amazing breakfast .. he is a dream

I am sure this is an issue Jay has solved successfully over the years. He is a creative, resourceful and imaginative person.

Some twat is in the car park gunning his crappy car making it sound like fireworks and sooty is going mental

Bugger, no.

A 3 year old loving crab bonbon and giving stickers definitely be a humble brag on MN

I agree. I suspect he’s also a thoroughly nice person —who would much rather be eating a bacon sandwich salad.

My three year old after we blew fucking fortune on sushi, asked to go to Greggs for a pasty.

'You on the plate', just for a change.

Jay with thevyou on the plate

Bless the skin

Maddie is probably here somewhere.

Maybe on the Gifted and Talented threads.

Anyone know what the legal definition of a salad is?

there is something not quite right with Michaels eyebrows.

A lot of these salads seem to be somewhat lacking in salad. 🥗 🤔

If there is, I suspect some of them are breaking it.

…seems like anything is a salad … which is great, I can have a Chippy Tea tomorrow and claim it’s a “salad”

Mornay sauce - like his previous bechamel sounds gloopy for a salad.

Yep, fanjo clammed up there.
Michael would get on well with Maddies kid.

Shite that your kids hate

Oh wrong quote. Ffs

Have a glass of wine with it. Fruit salad. 😉

Jesus, the wankery is at 11 tonight.

Puffed Rice looks like maggots … I think they look awful