MAFSAUS#13 NO SPOILERS Fingers, mingers and zingers, get your pecs out for the lasses if you can get over THE HURT

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

I think they are too. But anyone who has to use the word 'cunt' three times in a text is showing a lamentable lack of breadth of vocabulary, and I'm judging that. Once is fine, if merited....

Snort 😂😂😂

I just want to commend the poster upthread who coined the name 'Crueliette'. 👏👏👏

Yes

I meant more the shouting and swearing at each other, the storming off, the seeming inability to have an adult conversation, the flip-flopping between friends and enemies.

Although I've never called anyone the c-word in text and personally don't like using it.

I agree that Alissa is fake. Her mask has been slipping of late. I hope she doesn't hurt David who seems genuinely calm, kind and invested.

Re. The Baby Buyer’s haircut, he looks likes he’s got a dead hedgehog stuck to the back of his head.

His true colours are showing now

Colin, David and Filip need to run for the hills. Maybe not Filip, let's see on that one.

What is a palming? Joel said they had it at the pub.

Parmo, I think. Basically chicken and melted cheese

Oh chicken parmajarna type thing. Makes sense!

Chicken Parmigiana, I MEAN

Who else thinks Joel will be back next season with a new partner!!

A Parmi is what you’d have at the pub with a few drinks - a chicken parmigiana (in oz it’s a popular meal at the pub with a tomato Italian sauce on top of a chicken schnitzel with parmasan cheese on top melted).

If we are going to see close ups of the lift so often would you not think that one of the producers would give the doors a wipe?

From the side profile it makes him look like he has a block head , like super long.
It makes me feel anger towards him.

What’s with the mis information concerning a vasectomy? Stella casually saying Fillip could get the snip and have it reversed, wasn’t challenged by the ixperts, in fact they nodded along with the idea!

Yes, the door was filthy!

Stella seemed too good to be true... until that commitment ceremony. Does she even fancy Filipe? What's her problem using condoms? She didn't say she is allergic to latex. Excuses, excuses.

Gia = puppeteer. She played Cruliette, using her to do the dirty work. Gia is trying to appear to Scott like she doesn't want the drama but she can't help herself. I agree that he has been brainwashed and vagmatised. Run Scott, run!

I almost felt sorry for Bec when she said she loved long face. He was squirming! He will escape as soon as the programme is finished. Her desperation can't see that. We all can!

Maybe Stella isn’t so averse to pregnancy?

I don't think Stella is into Felipe. She is listing the excuses - Melbourne/Sydney, fear of abandonment, birth control. She can't say, "I love you" because she doesn't feel it.

Felipe said that she has said things that take him down a peg or two. She is nit-picking making his self-esteem go lower and lower.

The relationship is going nowhere. If she fancied him, she would want sex with him. Even with condoms! It's not that much of a hardship!

It's the next stage after fingering 😁

Bec does it to shock. She does everything to shock. I find her tiresome.

That's what I thought too. And then I realised that I am turning into my mother. So it's OK, keep the door as dirty as you like producers.

The nit picking thing is probably ingrained in her culturally. It is so very normal to hear growing up that it's incredibly hard to shake it off as an adult. As children, we aren't taught to express feelings positively, but through negative comments as that's seen as an encouragement to do better, to show love and care. It's so fucked up but the vast majority of people don't even realise that such comments are toxic. It's also very, very, very hard mentality to grow out of and has to be done consciously constantly.