MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

Her boobs seem to be on her knees

Why are the name labels not in the middle of their doors? It annoys me

Better than the last dress. The pink suits her.

What a shock we will all get when Bec and Danny roll up at the DP
Not.

Rachel needs a good bra fitting.

The producers have been very careful not to include them in previews of tonight's show

@dillitei was thinking the same. Steve looks like a rabbit in the headlights. A small plastic rabbit perhaps 😂!

She’s very matronly for a young ‘un

Definitely not a vibrating kind of a rabbit

David is going to catch a cold in that blazer

To Rachel's disappointment

It’d be good if a couple did leave together, unscheduled.

David jumping on the tits-oot wagon

If you've got it, flaunt it

As my old man would have said “that’s a nice dress she’s neatly wearing”.

I like the colour of Gia’s dress.

But the length of it, is weird.

Stella’s dress is a bit like a tubular bandage

Stella of Sensibility

Stella is literally the smartest one there

Stella looks fabulous!

What on earth is Sam wearing? It all looks 3 sizes too big

Highlight of the night for me will be if Gia falls over those long tail things on the dress.

Why are they so red all of the time?

So have they bummed?

Joel and Juliette look like little red riding hood and mr wolf