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MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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seazon · 14/04/2026 20:43

Thread 13. Here we go!

OP posts:
MoonChild111 · 15/04/2026 21:35

dillite · 15/04/2026 19:48

I need that to happen and there to be a live stream.

Oh god, can you imagine those two together? 😂😂😂

Ophir · 15/04/2026 21:36

I also think Rachel was happy to be away from the retreat so she didn’t have to be in a bikini with the slim gym women

Probably a bit the same with Bec

LuluWearsATutu · 15/04/2026 21:40

Steve-Oh doesn’t even pucker up to kiss.

BridgetJonesV2 · 15/04/2026 21:41

What a truly toxic group of women. And men for that matter.

Purely chosen for controversy and drama. What a sad decline of what was a really interesting series to start with.

MoonChild111 · 15/04/2026 21:42

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:22

Stevo probably fearing that he's going to have to do some comfort fingering tonight.

😂😂😂

Fordy33 · 15/04/2026 21:43

If Carlsberg could be a …. let it be a?

KittyHigham · 15/04/2026 21:43

Well whoever was tasked with finding reactive and nasty participants for this series of MAFSAus must be very pleased with themselves. The sustained vileness has really been too much for me.

LuluWearsATutu · 15/04/2026 21:43

Juliette makes Brooke look sane.

MoonChild111 · 15/04/2026 21:44

Seriestwo · 15/04/2026 20:28

Process the finger banging?

I think wee stevie did “peyow, peyow, noises with 2 fingers and then blow on the tips like a bad boy cowboy.

🤣🤣🤣

burnoutbabe · 15/04/2026 21:51

WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 14:22

I don't know how Bec gets through life on a day to day basis. She has absolutely no filter and no awareness of how her actions impact others. How does she have any friends?

Rachel places far to much importance on the tiny crumbs of affection she receives. Maybe that's what's upsetting her so much. The bloke clearly doesn't fancy her, can't she see that?

It's always the same on MAFS. There has never been a couple who weren't attracted to each other turn it around.

All this 'attraction can grow' is bollocks. If it's not there to start with, you can't create it. Far kinder to just be friends. It's so humiliating for Rachel and Stephen is terrified of being seen as the bad guy.

There was Jamie and Doug, season 1 USA. She did not fancy him one bit.
2 kids later, they are still together!

not sure if when it’s the chap who isn’t interested that it works though.

MargoLivebetter · 15/04/2026 21:51

Found you all again! These threads move so fast.

I feel like I’ve been invited to spectate the nutters in the loony bin. So much bat shit behaviour.

Gia is the biggest shit stirrer in the history of shit stirrers. Bec has bits of her brain missing. Peaky Blinder golf shorts is utterly despicable. The way he speaks about people when they’re not there is disgusting. Rachel is mental too but she’s not mean, just desperate and fragile and should never have taken Bec’s grubby comments personally.

Juliette is on a whole other level too. What an awful individual.

dillite · 15/04/2026 22:02

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 15/04/2026 21:11

To be fair, based on most of the men i know IRL, an AI husband isn't a bad idea Grin

Exactly!

fivefoottwowitheyesofblue · 15/04/2026 22:08

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 15/04/2026 20:37

If anyone says ride anymore I’ll scream!

Yep!
It's this year's 'show up for me' 😭

GertieLawrence · 15/04/2026 22:09

LuluWearsATutu · 15/04/2026 21:40

Steve-Oh doesn’t even pucker up to kiss.

Can’t blame him - ketchup and chips breath, gross!

Hufflepuffpuffpuff · 15/04/2026 22:12

I wouldn't say Rachel is a drama queen, more she's just very very sensitive.
There were some funny moments in this sepisode. Stella eating marshmallows, Bec's "Daniel, come with me right now", Joel getting out his teddy and Gia rubbing it on her tits!

I just feel sorry for the men to be honest.

GertieLawrence · 15/04/2026 22:15

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:39

And he's too scared to say no

He’s not scared at all. Other than how he’ll be portrayed.

GertieLawrence · 15/04/2026 22:17

Hufflepuffpuffpuff · 15/04/2026 22:12

I wouldn't say Rachel is a drama queen, more she's just very very sensitive.
There were some funny moments in this sepisode. Stella eating marshmallows, Bec's "Daniel, come with me right now", Joel getting out his teddy and Gia rubbing it on her tits!

I just feel sorry for the men to be honest.

I laughed when Bec said Scott was thick as shit. It wasn’t nice, but you could tell she absolutely meant it and her expression got me.

GertieLawrence · 15/04/2026 22:18

We’ve all worked with a Rachel.

God I’m glad I’m retired.

Villanousvillans · 15/04/2026 22:23

Juliette is the worst by miles.

Villanousvillans · 15/04/2026 22:24

Stella has a bikini body to die for. Just saying.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 15/04/2026 22:25

GertieLawrence · 15/04/2026 22:18

We’ve all worked with a Rachel.

God I’m glad I’m retired.

Currently working with one

She even looks like her

It’s so irritating, wish she’d just fuck off

LuluWearsATutu · 15/04/2026 22:29

Juliette is Gia’s puppet.

PTSDBarbiegirl · 15/04/2026 22:45

Danny fuming he’s not looking good in this ep. Rachel is a whining drama queen, time for a sympathy fingering from closeted Steve, Scott & Danny… OMG… batter him mate, “as a gentleman” feck off Danny. Hideous troll Juliette & grotesque Lonelyfans Gia, Cassandra, whatever her name is. Bec is mostly 100% correct but is so toxic and messed up she can’t regulate so her humour is lost. Stella, Colin & Joel the only people you could actually get on with. Juliette & Gia need help.

Ophir · 15/04/2026 22:46

PTSDBarbiegirl · 15/04/2026 22:45

Danny fuming he’s not looking good in this ep. Rachel is a whining drama queen, time for a sympathy fingering from closeted Steve, Scott & Danny… OMG… batter him mate, “as a gentleman” feck off Danny. Hideous troll Juliette & grotesque Lonelyfans Gia, Cassandra, whatever her name is. Bec is mostly 100% correct but is so toxic and messed up she can’t regulate so her humour is lost. Stella, Colin & Joel the only people you could actually get on with. Juliette & Gia need help.

Ha! Perfect summary

murasaki · 15/04/2026 22:52

Filip seems alright too.

The worst women in order for me are Juliette, Gia, Bec, Brook and Rachel. And really I have Gia and Bec about level. Who thought Brook would drop down the table so far so fast.

Loved Stella and the marshmallow, she's been great so far, don't let me down, Stella!

What a tedious repetitive shitshow that was.

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