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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2026 21:13

Yes and in a short period of time

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the80sweregreat · 01/09/2026 21:16

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2026 21:13

Yes and in a short period of time

She looks good though. Im jealous.

Twonewcats · 02/09/2026 00:22

Rose is annoying, but the others are growing on me, esp Ned. Gemma is better now that she isn't so hammy and slapstick

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/09/2026 10:53

I do like Jamie bamber

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Holidaymodeon · 02/09/2026 15:49

the80sweregreat · 01/09/2026 20:08

Rose is unreasonable isn’t she. Nicola was trying to stop her being attacked and the dad had been drinking and then drove a car! You can’t get it bleaker than that and yet she blames Nic for it happening at all.
She is clearly deranged as most people would not be blaming their daughter for being married to a monster.

She’s vile, like George’s dad, she also reminds me of the nick cave book / tv adaptation of bunny Monroe , misremembering abuse. I hate her, it’s good casting, the rest of Nicola’s new family can get in the bin unless they calm down hugely. The Ned and the nephew are the best of the bad bunch so far but I think Ned could get overblown very fast.
the nephew has the classic looks of an ee newcomer youngster

Holidaymodeon · 02/09/2026 15:52

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 12:12

Bert and Ernie had to a school project about a day in the life of their hero.
They decided to do it about Kat, after seeing her throw a guy out of the pub.

So, Alfie and the twins taped a video camera to her, under her boobs, and seemed to use a hell of a lot more tape than was necessary - and it shoved her cleavage right up. It was very odd.

Alfie told her to press the button on the camera any time she was in the loo or didn't want to be recorded or whatever.

Afaik, we don't know why she was crying.

Surely the katcam will have recorded pria and jean talking about the baby/ paternity test?

zanahoria · 02/09/2026 17:51

There are too many EastEnders cliches with the new family, especially the lock them in a van stunt.

I really like Nicola but they don't need to be piling on more of her backstory after all that stuff about Shireen

Bogstandardname · 02/09/2026 17:59

I really like Nicola. Her mum and sisters can clear off back to wherever they came from. They would be over acting in a pantomime.

Twonewcats · 02/09/2026 18:23

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/09/2026 10:53

I do like Jamie bamber

I recognise him but not sure where from

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/09/2026 19:00

Twonewcats · 02/09/2026 18:23

I recognise him but not sure where from

Beyond paradise

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zanahoria · 02/09/2026 21:05

and now the new family have done an insurance job

another EastEnders cliche

the80sweregreat · 02/09/2026 21:27

Ned is ex army and decided to go with this crack pot scheme for money and put their belongings in storage ( which costs a lot of money each month ) which made the insurance claim even more fishy for the claims inspectors and Ned would have known this. He also seems the only one who is remotely intelligent ( not including Nicola in with this crowd) so why do it ? Couldnt they have asked Nicola for a loan ? Remortgaged ? Anything but an insurance scam which never works ( ask Alfie !)

Blondeshavemorefun · 03/09/2026 20:42

So many scams

and Ravi now knows it’s max

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the80sweregreat · 03/09/2026 20:46

Ravi seems to think the baby is his one blonds! Unless he is lying to himself.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 03/09/2026 22:38

And Linda has turned down an apparently normal, functioning, good looking man for a sexual incontinent ginger potato. Someone please tell me why?

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 03/09/2026 22:39

Saying that, angry Ravi is 🔥

Meredusoleil · 03/09/2026 23:41

Agree and agree.

bizzey · 04/09/2026 01:25

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 03/09/2026 22:38

And Linda has turned down an apparently normal, functioning, good looking man for a sexual incontinent ginger potato. Someone please tell me why?

I agree...and that had to be the most long winded painful half hour I have ever spent !!
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( Well apart from watching Sadie turn up in Emerdale the other night !! )

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/09/2026 10:47

Ravi is a tad silly. One quickie v weeks of shagging max - course it’s Max’s

I quite enjoyed last nights. Just seen it

I believe I said they max marrys linda nyd and def looking like that now

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gingercat02 · 04/09/2026 11:27

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 03/09/2026 22:38

And Linda has turned down an apparently normal, functioning, good looking man for a sexual incontinent ginger potato. Someone please tell me why?

More of a shock is Linda out in a dress that's not pink!
Max just has a draw no one can resist. Its the bad boy thing that most of us grow out of in our teens and 20's

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/09/2026 12:15

I just think he must be amazing in bed as had so many woman

same as Ian Beale

pmsl

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Twonewcats · 04/09/2026 16:29

I've said it before and I'll say it again -

I love Max 😇😍

Whosthetabbynow · 04/09/2026 19:30

Bogstandardname · 02/09/2026 17:59

I really like Nicola. Her mum and sisters can clear off back to wherever they came from. They would be over acting in a pantomime.

Yes it’s pure pantomime/overacting. What a shame to do this to Nicola who has been brilliant since she first appeared. The writers are going to turn her into a daft comedy character dwarfed by her ‘wacky’ family. Jamie Bamber must be short of work to take the part. The rest of them can hurry up and be written out.
How I loved Oscar’s reaction when he finally came across Max in the cafe 🤣 I’m guessing it’s Linda marrying Max on NYD

rainbowruthie · 07/09/2026 20:12

I nearly started to feel sorry for Cindy...but then I came to my senses!

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/09/2026 20:34

Tho I think Linda and max suit each other

he has a drinking problem and she is in recovery

if dying you can get a special licence and marry in hospital but Kim and H wouldn’t be able to legally marry there so what was the point

was the place Cindy chose where suki got married or where years ago Jack did and Roxy died

either way both had deaths at weddings so not a venue I would choose

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