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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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Kinfluencer · 27/08/2026 12:45

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 12:12

Bert and Ernie had to a school project about a day in the life of their hero.
They decided to do it about Kat, after seeing her throw a guy out of the pub.

So, Alfie and the twins taped a video camera to her, under her boobs, and seemed to use a hell of a lot more tape than was necessary - and it shoved her cleavage right up. It was very odd.

Alfie told her to press the button on the camera any time she was in the loo or didn't want to be recorded or whatever.

Afaik, we don't know why she was crying.

Aaah thank you
I was not paying attentionBlush
Oh god is it going to be another health issue I wonder?

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 14:28

Kinfluencer · 27/08/2026 12:45

Aaah thank you
I was not paying attentionBlush
Oh god is it going to be another health issue I wonder?

If she was unwell I don't think she'd be able to put on a brave face in front of Alfie. But who knows

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 14:30

I'm also analysing every comment now, re NYD episode, in case the writers are chucking in clues 😅

Eg Oscar to Cindy re the stag do - "You know how you can pay people to kidnap someone?"

suburburban · 27/08/2026 15:37

gingercat02 · 27/08/2026 12:19

Dee and Kim's mum wasn't sure who the dad was, she thought it might be Patrick, hence why Kim calls him Pops sometimes.

They have different dads, but its complicated.
Darnell's dad is also Dees dad.

I think his wife died of cancer hence his reluctance to get involved, but his daughter didn't want other kids to lose their mum like she did, and talked him into it.

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Darnell is an awful name

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 15:48

suburburban · 27/08/2026 15:37

Darnell is an awful name

theres something about his mannerisms or something that reminds me of Reiss

suburburban · 27/08/2026 15:50

Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 15:48

theres something about his mannerisms or something that reminds me of Reiss

Yes definitely

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 18:14

Jack is gonna thump Craig once he knows he’s kissed /seduced his daughter

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 18:14

And doubles gin and soda. Thats gott taste rank

I love gin. But not soda

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 18:16

They are wishing Darnell to be a match but if Kim wasn’t why would another half sibling be a match

esp if Chelsea and Libby the daughters aren’t

obv he will match and why he’s been dragged in

guessing wife is dead and his daughter doesn’t went the death of aunty Denise to fall on their shoulders

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Twonewcats · 27/08/2026 18:56

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 18:16

They are wishing Darnell to be a match but if Kim wasn’t why would another half sibling be a match

esp if Chelsea and Libby the daughters aren’t

obv he will match and why he’s been dragged in

guessing wife is dead and his daughter doesn’t went the death of aunty Denise to fall on their shoulders

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Because they each have half of their genes in common.

However, they need to have a compatible match for their other half too. So it's a random chance whether their dads share compatible matches

NHSimpress · 27/08/2026 20:03

How can priya test the dna of her baby if it’s not even been born yet?

Meredusoleil · 27/08/2026 21:05

NHSimpress · 27/08/2026 20:03

How can priya test the dna of her baby if it’s not even been born yet?

I don't understand that either.

Meredusoleil · 27/08/2026 21:07

Now she knows it's most likely Max's kid, I would hope she would get an abortion whilst it's still possible and not too late. But of course, she doesn't as it must be her heavily pregnant beside Max in bed on NYD!

rainbowruthie · 27/08/2026 21:10

NHSimpress · 27/08/2026 20:03

How can priya test the dna of her baby if it’s not even been born yet?

Thank you, I don't get it either

gingercat02 · 27/08/2026 21:13

There will be some of the babies DNA in Priya's blood, because of the placenta (I think not actually sure on the science but it definitely possible to do)

rainbowruthie · 27/08/2026 21:17

gingercat02 · 27/08/2026 21:13

There will be some of the babies DNA in Priya's blood, because of the placenta (I think not actually sure on the science but it definitely possible to do)

Ah thank you

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 23:17

We had this with shazza and that was years ago and much more advanced now

  • both would have had a Non-invasive prenatal paternity test (NIPP):

usually to tell sex of baby and /or if has Down’s syndrome

but also can detect the dad from dna

costs around £800/1000 tho not sure where priya has the money for one

also takes around 5 working days

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 23:18

So yes a blood test from priya. Swab from dad and no risk to baby

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/08/2026 23:18

And I thought someone would have seen them kissing in the tunnel in the park so hardly hidden 🙄

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zanahoria · 28/08/2026 21:13

Craig looks like a slimeball, talks like a slimeball and acts like a slimeball

excelledyourself · 31/08/2026 20:08

I’m watching The Witness (about the search for Rachel Nickell’s killer) and the little boy who plays Jordan is in it. He’s such a good little actor.

Meredusoleil · 01/09/2026 20:03

I don't understand why Nicola's mother Rose refuses to see things the way Nicola is saying it happened. Talk about indefinite denial!

the80sweregreat · 01/09/2026 20:08

Rose is unreasonable isn’t she. Nicola was trying to stop her being attacked and the dad had been drinking and then drove a car! You can’t get it bleaker than that and yet she blames Nic for it happening at all.
She is clearly deranged as most people would not be blaming their daughter for being married to a monster.

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2026 20:42

Never a happy family

still say Rose doesn’t look old enough to have Nicola as a daughter

tho she is a spiteful woman and rude to Elaine - who equally have as did as she got

she is also looking very slim guessing some mj her way

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the80sweregreat · 01/09/2026 21:00

Elaine is very skinny these days isn’t she.