EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

What is the gaming place they're all suddenly hanging around in?

And why is Kat sobbing?

Kat crying is very out of character for her. Maybe it’s the menopause or being taped up!

I didn’t get the sobbing

Oh, hang on! She kept pressing the button when getting taped up. I wonder if she's been recording only the private moments, as opposed to the other way around.

What!?
Did I miss this?

So, Alfie was wrapping the tape around her, and told her she could press the button to stop recording any time, so that she could eg go to the loo. She kept jabbing at the button, so I'm wondering whether she's doing it the wrong way around. Or something.

But how would that explain why she was crying?

Very random for Kat to cry! 😢

No, it wouldn't explain why she was crying - what I mean is that her crying on camera has only been captured because she's mucked up how it's been recording

Why was Alfie wrapping her in tape 🫠

It was definitely unnecessary 😄

And did her boobs need to be pushed up any more !!

I think th crying was to how that outwardly strong women who are thought of as heros ...are just desperately trying to hold it all together ?

I didn’t get the tape wrapping either

or the sobbing

tho I did get that jasmine is pissed off Zoe is still with older son of kats and not with jasmine

Don’t get why Darnell was so against doing the swab but wouldn’t say why then changed his mind?
also got a feeling the water park was a bit of relief for the cast and crew during the heatwave 😆

I could totally feel both Jack and Kim's frustration with Darnell and not giving a reason why he couldn't do a simple mouth swab ffs!

I mean, Kim focusing on the lack of toothbrush was exactly the kind of way I would be dealing with my anger tbh 😉

This storyline with Amy is making for really horrible viewing.

Omg, you can say that again! Wtah were those 6 inch stiletto heels she was wearing with just a lacy bra under her blazer?!? I'm hoping Denzel and the others will notice she is changing and get help or do something to stop this before it gets too out of hand 🤞

What was the reason and why was she crying?
I missed it somehow

Why didn’t she go and buy one. She is annoying

Nobody watches Eastenders for a laugh-a-minute, let’s face it. But bloody hell, it is so depressing.

I was hoping there was a bit more to the Craig/Amy story, but nope, he's just a pervert. It is very uncomfortable. I'm guessing the actress is older than 16 but it still felt a bit inappropriate with the kissing. Almost as bad as Mick and Janine kissing.

I think that Darnell's 'wife' has died in similar circumstances which is why he is reluctant.

My heart sank when I saw they’d shoehorned Jasmine into a couple of scenes. Never been such a pointless character or the brother who is actually really likeable. Why has Zoe buggered off for months with Tommy? Thought she went to the ends of the earth tracking down her kids? Why won’t that bloke take a simple swab test? It’s like someone’s asked him to donate a kidney. Plus why is he only the brother of Denise and not Kim? Are they not full sisters? Poor old Jack couldn’t do devastation if he tried. Why is that young copper hanging around the police station? Thought he was suspended as Jack will be if he got Darnell’s address from the PNC. You have to enter a reason for all searches and it’s audited frequently. Shane Ritchie playing himself in the water slide.

Kim and Denise have the same mum, but not dad.

Bert and Ernie had to a school project about a day in the life of their hero.
They decided to do it about Kat, after seeing her throw a guy out of the pub.

So, Alfie and the twins taped a video camera to her, under her boobs, and seemed to use a hell of a lot more tape than was necessary - and it shoved her cleavage right up. It was very odd.

Alfie told her to press the button on the camera any time she was in the loo or didn't want to be recorded or whatever.

Afaik, we don't know why she was crying.

Dee and Kim's mum wasn't sure who the dad was, she thought it might be Patrick, hence why Kim calls him Pops sometimes.

They have different dads, but its complicated.
Darnell's dad is also Dees dad.

I think his wife died of cancer hence his reluctance to get involved, but his daughter didn't want other kids to lose their mum like she did, and talked him into it.