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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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the80sweregreat · 31/07/2026 14:48

The whole story with Ian and Jordan is purely to get him into Gray’s orbit. The whole thing has been bodged from the start really!

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2026 19:45

Meredusoleil · 31/07/2026 14:46

Why was Jordan behind the bins anyway? Strange place to be in the first place 🤔

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He ran away as Chelsea yelled at him as he ruined her chances of getting a shag

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Meredusoleil · 31/07/2026 19:48

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2026 19:45

He ran away as Chelsea yelled at him as he ruined her chances of getting a shag

Yes. I remember that. Buy why was he behind the bins specifically rather than somewhere else, like on the pavement or in the street?

the80sweregreat · 31/07/2026 19:51

Behind the bins so Ian could hit him. It’s so ridiculous isn’t it, but at least we know why now. To bring gray back

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/07/2026 20:31

Coz if he did look he would have only seen the bin. Not the child behind.

I also can imagine Jordon being like andy from little Britain 😂

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the80sweregreat · 31/07/2026 20:41

Ahh! Poor Jordan. I hope he walks again soon. He seems a sweet one. Despite his parents not being the best !

bizzey · 01/08/2026 00:50

Shane Richie has been arrested for drink driving !

My DS has just knocked on my door and told me ..
(I am in my bed room ,,...we had a late night as another DS came home ...he didn't just knock on my front door randomly !!)

Even though he absolutely doesn't follow EE !!

the80sweregreat · 01/08/2026 09:21

Sad to read that Shane Ritchie was caught drink driving. What an idiot :(

neilshair · 01/08/2026 09:22

Oh yes, I saw a video of him at a petrol station when they called the police

JMSA · 01/08/2026 10:23

the80sweregreat · 01/08/2026 09:21

Sad to read that Shane Ritchie was caught drink driving. What an idiot :(

Twat. There’s no excuse for this at the best of times, let alone when someone can easily afford taxis.
I’m guessing they won’t sack him.

Twonewcats · 01/08/2026 11:29

JMSA · 01/08/2026 10:23

Twat. There’s no excuse for this at the best of times, let alone when someone can easily afford taxis.
I’m guessing they won’t sack him.

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If you watch the video, he would probably have got away with it, ie he was waiting on someone to comeand change a tyre. While he was waiting, he got ratty with the staff when they told him not to vape on the forecourt

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/08/2026 20:24

Silly man - how over was he ?

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Meredusoleil · 01/08/2026 20:42

I watched the video and hardly recognised him 😳 He looks like he's put on some weight in the form of a beer belly!

the80sweregreat · 01/08/2026 20:44

It didn’t do Ant McPartlin any harm after a stint away from the tv a few years ago. Still a very stupid thing to do. Why do people risk other people’s lives by drink / driving ?

Twonewcats · 02/08/2026 01:24

I know, if it had been eg mid morning and he had misjudged hiw much he'd had, that's a lot different from drinking then getting straight into a car and being belligerent when petrol station staff speak to you

Whosthetabbynow · 02/08/2026 18:40

Please God we haven’t got eight months of Ian in prison toadying round Gray. Utterly, soul-destroyingly boring. Can’t stand Sheila. Anyone who sounds like her doesn’t fit EE to me. Kat’s hair looks dreadful. wtf has she done to it. Loving those twins not being on screen. Why did Sharon keep questioning Linda about her fling with Grant? I thought she came across as bullying. Couldn’t care less about Joel or any of the other kids. The best character at the moment is Nicola.

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 18:43

Nicola is cool. She’s gone from being annoying , to someone you would want on your side in a crisis.

Whosthetabbynow · 02/08/2026 18:44

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 18:43

Nicola is cool. She’s gone from being annoying , to someone you would want on your side in a crisis.

Definitely. Love her scenes and the running feud with Suki

Ilikeanicecupofteainthemorning · 02/08/2026 18:45

she's completely ruthless though!

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 18:55

Yep, you don’t cross Nicola.

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/08/2026 20:21

Well tbh shagging your best mates ex dh is a bit below the belt

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the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 20:23

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/08/2026 20:21

Well tbh shagging your best mates ex dh is a bit below the belt

Who is this blonds?

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 02/08/2026 20:24

Grant

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 20:26

Oh! Sharon is a hypocrite though ! Her past history isn’t that great

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/08/2026 20:30

Yes grant

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