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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/08/2026 20:30

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 20:26

Oh! Sharon is a hypocrite though ! Her past history isn’t that great

True. She shagged brothers

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the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 20:35

Sharon has been around the block and back again.
Still love her though

JMSA · 03/08/2026 03:49

the80sweregreat · 02/08/2026 18:43

Nicola is cool. She’s gone from being annoying , to someone you would want on your side in a crisis.

She’s magnificent. I love it when she shows her vulnerable side too.
I hope gormless George steps up and looks after her a bit.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 04/08/2026 19:23

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/08/2026 20:30

True. She shagged brothers

So did I (runs away) 🏃‍♀️

Twonewcats · 04/08/2026 22:36

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 04/08/2026 19:23

So did I (runs away) 🏃‍♀️

Jedward? 😏

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/08/2026 00:32

Shameful !

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Blondeshavemorefun · 05/08/2026 00:34

Max pot kettle black

gray - copy of passport - why would Jodie’s have a passport - he’s never gone abroad and Chelsea is always saying how poor she is so she wouldn’t have paid £66 for no reason

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excelledyourself · 05/08/2026 20:37

I guess that’s Jean got the rent issue sorted then!

the80sweregreat · 05/08/2026 20:41

What was Mo buying ? She thought it was mopeds? I missed a bit, but now she has boxes of mop heads ?

the80sweregreat · 05/08/2026 20:42

Jean knowing your big secret affair isn’t good is it! She really dislikes Max as it is.

Meredusoleil · 05/08/2026 20:43

Why would Priya come out of the bedroom when Cindy was calling on Max's phone? Surely it should have been Max that came out?

the80sweregreat · 05/08/2026 20:48

I thought that with the phone , but at least we were spared seeing Max in a dressing gown!
He is keen on pooing on his own door step. What if Cindy was coming home early from the cafe because she is never at work ( despite being so busy 🙄 apparently)

Giftspread · 05/08/2026 20:49

So Jeans skint, nows she's been given an opportunity to blackmail Max!

the80sweregreat · 05/08/2026 20:55

I’m sure Jean will love to get lots of money out of max ! She hates him over the Stacey affair and never trusted him. What with paying off Priya and now Jean , he’ll be skint and after more of Mark’s dodgy cars in no time I bet !!

suburburban · 05/08/2026 21:07

Giftspread · 05/08/2026 20:49

So Jeans skint, nows she's been given an opportunity to blackmail Max!

Yawn another blackmail plot

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 05/08/2026 22:05

Twonewcats · 04/08/2026 22:36

Jedward? 😏

😆er no

Twonewcats · Yesterday 00:25

Meredusoleil · 05/08/2026 20:43

Why would Priya come out of the bedroom when Cindy was calling on Max's phone? Surely it should have been Max that came out?

The phone was buzzing, so it could have been either of their phones, presumably.

Blondeshavemorefun · Yesterday 07:34

Oh dear. Well one shouldn’t really have sex in your own flat knowing your fiance is working locally and possibly will pop home

mopeds - mop heads 😂

and seems Jordon does have a passport. Why

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Meredusoleil · Yesterday 08:02

Blondeshavemorefun · Yesterday 07:34

Oh dear. Well one shouldn’t really have sex in your own flat knowing your fiance is working locally and possibly will pop home

mopeds - mop heads 😂

and seems Jordon does have a passport. Why

Yes indeed. Why? Also, it looks like a recent photo of him in it. Plus, why would it happen to be conveniently in the kitchen without his mum's or other family members' passports?!? Such baloney it's just ridiculous 🙄

JMSA · Yesterday 08:21

Meredusoleil · Yesterday 08:02

Yes indeed. Why? Also, it looks like a recent photo of him in it. Plus, why would it happen to be conveniently in the kitchen without his mum's or other family members' passports?!? Such baloney it's just ridiculous 🙄

And in (what looked like) a food cupboard! Passports are kept in a drawer. It’s the law 😉

What a classy pair Lauren and her cousin are. One pregnant with potentially another man’s baby, and the other cheating on her husband Confused

Meredusoleil · Yesterday 08:26

Actually, I do feel like Lauren is trying to do the right thing and stop herself getting involved with Mark. But its just too hard to resist (I mean, compared to Peter that is). Although she hasn't actually been married very long, has she? This type of boredom with your partner usually sets in much later on (if at all).

the80sweregreat · Today 06:18

Peter and Lauren split up before. It’s alwats been on and off with them for years really. She had a fling with Josh from Wayland where she used to work.

Spidey66 · Today 12:49

Our passports are in the spare room in the attic in a folder with birth certificates, wills, and other documents. Who keeps such an important document in such a random place without his and at least Chelsea’s documents?

ps now I’ve told you where they are, I hope no one will go to my house, find then steal my identity!!!

the80sweregreat · Today 14:26

Spidey66 · Today 12:49

Our passports are in the spare room in the attic in a folder with birth certificates, wills, and other documents. Who keeps such an important document in such a random place without his and at least Chelsea’s documents?

ps now I’ve told you where they are, I hope no one will go to my house, find then steal my identity!!!

Spidey66
We know where to look now ! lol 😉😊

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