MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

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Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Aarrrrggghhh!!!

I can’t stand Tyson!

Get the twat off my tv already!!

I'm not even going to try!

Mind your blood pressure!! 🤣

*IAmKerplunk8 i agree.

Juliette is being awful to him. I gave her the benefit of the doubt because Joel was so annoying but now I think I was WRONG! and she is awful.

Do we really think this is a new era for Rachel and Steven?

No

Juliette coming across as very mature.

😂😂

I already told @browneyes77 it’s likely because of MAFS as the timelines all align 😂

No, they just want to stay for as long as possible. He's never going to shag her.

It’s desperate

cringing

Juliette has a face like a wet weekend!

It’s basically Tyson is a twat, Chris doesn’t fancy Rachel and Pastatits and Becs are awful 😂

So ... will he say it tonight?

Once again I am going to defend the person who will probably prove to be undefendable Tyson.

At least he was honest about what he wanted. he wanted someone who would be subservient. Much as I find that idea horrible. I do know quite a few folks who go along with this kind of thing

Wouldn’t it be nice if they started with J and J.. that would really make my day 😅

And Juliette is a crazy cow

Stella’s cage boob dress is mesmerising

He is right that you can’t have it all

No way. I think he is using this practice to give him more confidence in the ‘real’ world. Didn’t a previous contestant do that? His wife on her was the blonde on who like ‘wine and a crisp’ and he admitted very early on that he would use all lessons learned for new relationships when he left - despite saying stay each week 🤦🏽‍♀️

Not personally a fan of Stella's dress sense.

The cages dont seem to fit the boobs

Also no.

I commented upthread but it seems to have not posted. It reminds me of Scottish woman and rapper off MAFS UK. They're trying to make him fancy her.

The boobs look pained.

I don’t drink tea this late because I have an overactive bladder, so I’ll be pissing all night.

But I needed something to calm me down from the arseholes that are on this show this year.

So it’s a night spent on the lav, with waterworks like niagra falls.

And I can’t have wine (don’t have any anyway, and it would only make me more rowdy 😂)

That dress is awful. Wtf are those silly fake corset cups?