MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Yes! Trying to force intimacy when one of them doesn’t want to

Hell say it when he says it.

I've had some wine. There will be many more 'Fuck Offs'.

HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!

Ooooh J and J nice and early

WHAAAAT?? J&J on second??

🤣🤣. The joys of middle age....

He should’ve probably tried StepfordWives.com rather than go on MAFS

I'm surprised they're doing these two so early. Will Temu Tate be last?

Stella is beautiful but that outfit is not ☹️

Ooh here we go! Hope they tell her straight!

Joel's knee cut outs make it look like he has stumps for legs.

Divorce him for the holes in his knees alone.

Glad he is finally making clear what he said.

Men in denim jackets give me the ick 🙈

is she really gonna die on THIS HILL

Wait what?!? When did he say all this other shit

Those are very knobbly knees indeed

Oh yes she will. And she's adding to the hill whilst at it.

Show. Her. The. Clip!!!!!!!!!

Hes going for it. Good for Joel

Polite request for 'knobbly knees' and/or 'devil eyes' to be in the next thread title :)

They really should

This has to be a wind up… no one can be this wrong and ridiculous and not know it

What exactly has he got to apologise for?
Unless there are things we've not been shown..

🤣🤣🤣

I can’t have wine because I nailed about 4 bottles at the weekend.

So in order not to derail my weight loss too much I have to give myself a week off 😂

I shout fuck off without the wine though 😂