MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

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Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Same. He would give me the ick.

Just caught up, poor Joel. Juliette is horrible.

@Paul2023 They don't want to be in the firing line if they call out the mean witch behaviour.

Danny was great in showing up how pathetic Juliette was when she was mocking Joel about his teddy.

I think some of them are intimidated by Gia and don't want to make themselves a target. They probably want to lay low and focus on their own relationships. It's not worth the aggro!

Danny seems like a tosser, but that was really nice of him to support Joel. He didn't have to do that, so fair play.

Can I just ask? What the story with eg Danny and Steph’s faces on the cheeks below the eyes? Sun damage? Plastic surgery? Looks strange.

I agree with this - he seemed like one of the most reasonable there that evening.

Filler set wrong. Imitation cheekbones.

They showed a bit of a convo between Rachel and Stella and it was so performative and exaggerated it made me cringe. And I've assumed they're supposed be the more "normal" ones.

Call me cynical but I don’t think either Rachel or Stella are as super nice as they make out. Could be wrong.

Rachel does my head in, I could not cope

Stella definitely has a layer of snark in there but she knows when not to use it, which is why she is better than many of the others.

Rachel, when not laughing, seems reasonably sane too.

Nice is as nice does, they're not bonkers though, which is unusual.

Rachel does my head in though she’s really showing herself up with that full husband of hers.

I quite like Rachel but think her husband is way way out of his depth being on the show

Looking forward to see what tonight’s shit show has to offer 😂 Wish it was on on a Sunday night - or Friday night.

I am wondering just how far Steve is prepared to be bullied into being more physical and intimate than he wants to be.

So far, he is giving me zero reason to think he remotely fancies Rachel or would want to get intimate with her, and yet the longer this goes on the more worn down brainwashed he seems.

I am predicting that by the end of this shit-show Alessandra and Rachel will have coerced him into wearing a latex gimp mask and butt plug necklace to prove that he is really 'trying with the tasks'.

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Thank you for the new thread. Finally caught up on the DP yesterday but no internet so couldn't catch up on the thread. Gahhh! Joel is probably irritating as feck to live with but Juliette was awful at the DP. All the 'Baby Buyer is such a hero, so brave' made me want to vomit - he wanked into a cup and paid some money FFS. Dare we have a drinking game with Temu Tate - drink every time he says 'masculine energy' or 'traditional'??!!

Alas I cannot watch live again tonight.

I had to have some stern words to make sure I actually had internet up and running again tonight.

I'm still stuffed from dinner so not contemplating snacks. Yet.

Reporting for the new week. We are entering Q2 with KPIs expected to exceed Q1 by good 50%.

I have a meringue nest with fruit and low fat squirty cream. My cat is currently trying to swipe some of the cream!

My cat farted when I hugged him. I don't know what it says about me.

Reporting for duty! Hoping Juliette gets ripped into at the cc

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