MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

🤣🤣. My cat has absconded tonight.

J and J SHOULD leave but I bet they'll have been persuaded to stay.

Those pancakes looked sadder than Boat Boy's love life

I know it's been said before but if Rachel was petite and blond, he'd shag her for sure.

Nothing will convince me that Joel deserves how Juliette is treating him - no matter how annoying he may be

See? Glass (es) of wine are all they need!

It does help with thinking for Australia

If she said, his beard makes me want to gouge my eyes out, I'd have more sympathy.

I like Bec and Danny's sofa. I wouldn't say no to it, even in that colour

😂

The Cat Has Spoken.

Bec was right about Juliette’s plaits 🙈😂

He voted leave.....

Looking forward to Juliette’s arse being handed to her

How could Joel have gaslit you Juliette, when he couldn’t get a word in edgeways?

Man I hope the ixperts rip her to fucking shreds!

Of course he doesn’t. No
one does.. ok maybe Tyson but no one else 😝

She really is a true dingbat. Thick as mud is an understatement

That whole section with J and J sounded like they were teeing it up for the ixperts to replay at the ceremony what Joel actually said. I hope so!

I hope so too!

Fuck Off Tyson.

i wonder if he’s a successful model. He’s handsome.

Temu Tate is on a completely different planet. And even Trump loving Steph has had enough.

Sad that Steph has already stopped speaking up. Speaks volumes

I hate the way they do this ‘echoing out’ of whomever us talking just to indicate the obvious their person has to bed out.

Just checking in. I have over 200 unread messages on the last thread too